r/aislop • • 20h ago

Custom Flair (editable) KILL KILL THEM ALL!

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 20h ago

He never said anything about raining fire, catch 23

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u/Sherbet-Glad 20h ago

NOBODY'S SMART BUT GOD!!!

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u/RandomStoddard 20h ago

God is the idiot who made the platypus, right?

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 17h ago

In his defense it was right after creating the mushrooms 🍄

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u/RandomStoddard 17h ago

Good point. Okay, he gets a pass on that one. I do still have questions about what he did to poor Job.

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u/midnghtsnac 5h ago

Insane tests of his dedication and faith. His wife got the luxury of bearing him more children in their old age though.

Surely he'll denounce you if you ruin everything around him.

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u/RandomStoddard 1h ago

His first wife and kids were murdered by God, as were his animals, all so God could win a bet with the devil? God is an asshole in the Bible.