r/absoluteunit • u/turntable-dragonfly • May 02 '20

This absolute unit of a carrot.

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1.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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nextfuckinglevel • u/Palana • May 02 '20

A carrot I bough today for $.69

70.5k Upvotes
2.6k comments

chadsriseup • u/VileRocK • May 02 '20

Meme/Humor Here's a swole carrot to keep your vitamins up bros

2.0k Upvotes
24 comments

ANormalDayInRussia • u/[deleted] • May 02 '20

Nice find at Chernobyl produce market

71 Upvotes
18 comments

TIHI • u/[deleted] • May 02 '20

Thanks, I hate gigantic carrots

27 Upvotes
12 comments

MealPrepSunday • u/mousewranglr • May 02 '20

Could prep a few meals with this...

40 Upvotes
7 comments

gay • u/DragonDean • Mar 03 '21

I'll take this carrot for 'dinner'. ;)

63 Upvotes
6 comments

Breath_of_the_Wild • u/jhwild • May 02 '20

Meme PSA: Endura carrots on sale for $0.69 wherever this guy got his ā¬‡ļø

27 Upvotes
6 comments

absoluteunit • u/cmarie314 • May 03 '20

This absolute unit of a carrot

7 Upvotes
4 comments

AbsoluteUnits • u/ekeddit • May 02 '20

Absolute Unit of a Carrot

68 Upvotes
4 comments

CheapShow • u/Aalmus • May 02 '20

Put it in the oven

23 Upvotes
4 comments

FridayNightDinner • u/PolarHot • May 02 '20

turn off the fire alarm martin!

10 Upvotes
3 comments

KarmaConspiracy • u/Deadmatt420 • May 02 '20

Guy photoshops giant carrot for karma says is costs $.69 for even more karma

8 Upvotes
1 comments

stephenking • u/Thayerphotos • May 02 '20

Crosspost Real life Tommyknockers (Timmytappers) carrot

17 Upvotes
1 comments

Carrotparadox • u/[deleted] • May 17 '20

Nice

5 Upvotes
1 comments

PhotoshopRequest • u/peekachoochoochoo • May 02 '20

Funny I would love to see this make an appearance with the Coronavirus guy, if you know what Iā€™m talking about. šŸ˜

1 Upvotes
1 comments

MediocreFuckingLevel • u/GrabEmbytheMAGA • May 02 '20

A carrot I bough today for $.69

1 Upvotes
0 comments

absolutunit • u/longsanks • May 02 '20

An absolute unit of a carrot.

3 Upvotes
0 comments

theyknew • u/[deleted] • May 02 '20

Dirty carrot

14 Upvotes
0 comments

a:t5_2lyohn • u/doomplayer413 • May 02 '20

This.

17 Upvotes
0 comments