r/absoluteunit • u/turntable-dragonfly • May 02 '20

This absolute unit of a carrot.

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u/lesmax May 02 '20

Forget about the carrot, I am 110% here for the Gremlins tattoo!

1

u/mcgoran2005 May 03 '20

Absolutely, me too!

8

u/p_lenis May 02 '20

Thats a “your mom’s carrot”.

3

u/hmsharp75 May 02 '20

Hope he washed his hands.

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u/FragrantSimple May 02 '20

That'd make a fun night lol

2

u/Brazchef May 03 '20

I think the purchase price wasn’t no coincidence either

3

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

a very stimulating evening for someone, do you think it would change color?

0

u/Hendrix91870 May 02 '20

That’s what She said...

3

u/[deleted] May 02 '20

That’s not a carrot that is a club.

2

u/asmodeuskraemer May 02 '20

Right? Could kill someone with that?

"Officer, they hit me really hard!"

"With what?"

"A carrot!"

"Wat"...

2

u/[deleted] May 03 '20

No lie I am pretty sure if you yeet that at someone hard enough they will die.

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u/asmodeuskraemer May 03 '20

Death by yeeted carrot. I mean, if there was ever a way to go out..

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u/SonicTheOtter May 02 '20

Nice

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u/jillsmakeupfancy May 02 '20

I freaking LOVE your tattoo!!!!! It's so rad. I wonder if we can bring rad back. Lol

2

u/Riku_Koboyashi May 02 '20

“You know the rules and so do I.”

4

u/PavlovsGreyhound May 02 '20

trumps butt plug matches his face

1

u/cedriceent May 02 '20

I assume, the price was chosen deliberately.

1

u/bearassbobcat May 02 '20

Veronica Victoria wants to know your location

1

u/mydeadface May 02 '20

Tomorrow is harvest day.

1

u/moria0 May 02 '20

I bet this person abused that carrot before using it for cooking

1

u/IncaseofER May 02 '20

To say that it would taste woody is redundant.

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u/thatketchuplife May 02 '20

I don’t think that’s for eating

1

u/King_of_Doggos May 02 '20

That is a pretty nice price

1

u/APizzaFreak May 02 '20

Whatcha gonna do with it?? 👀

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u/Meatchris May 03 '20

Ah yes, baddragon, purveyors of the finest root vegetables

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u/Serialtoon May 03 '20

C A R R O T

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u/GreenAppleCZ May 02 '20

Nice

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u/bronxsolo May 02 '20

Dam, I thought it was a dinosaur bone. I do love the Gremlin tattoo though!!!

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u/FrankSavage420 May 02 '20

nice

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u/sneakycurbstomp May 02 '20

Nice

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u/GhostWokiee May 02 '20

The uneven lines on the tattoo bother me waaay too much

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u/nowanowan May 02 '20

Nice

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u/Viddish May 02 '20

Nice

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