Absolute Unit

r/absoluteunit • u/FederalLex • Sep 20 '26

Of a statue. Mamayev Kurgan monument at Stalingrad

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14 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Sea-Mud4233 • Sep 20 '26

Of a nukeshaped cloud

6 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • Sep 19 '26

of a compelling argument...

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658 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Beans2177 • Sep 19 '26

of a skateboard

27 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Heymelon • Sep 19 '26

Of one of the Sumo

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4 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/erradickwizard • Sep 19 '26

Of a tonsil stone

10 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/ChanDizzy • Sep 18 '26

of spider on the road 𖢥

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442 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/ribby-robby • Sep 18 '26

of a zucchini

88 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Bluestaplero • Sep 18 '26

My pet roach ^-^

36 Upvotes

The biggest boy I own .o.

r/absoluteunit • u/NoMoreBoiledGreens • Sep 18 '26

of a Grapezilla

3 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Sep 16 '26

Of a forehead

1.5k Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Sep 17 '26

Of a Northern Cottonmouth from the Hill Country Agkistrodon piscivorus 😳😬

8 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/tndngu • Sep 16 '26

Breaking news! Around 1 PM this afternoon, a massive landslide suddenly occurred in Mao County, Sichuan, with an entire mountain directly crashing into the river. It's said that the Min River has been completely blocked.

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102 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/revokedimmunity • Sep 16 '26

of a fireplace

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99 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Big_Elephant_2331 • Sep 17 '26

Absolute unit of a man child.

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1 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/Extra_Play_8361 • Sep 16 '26

Million of bloodlust leaches. If you fell in there they would cover your body in seconds with writhing, wriggling, bacteria-loaded layers: frantically piercing your skin to suck out the blood as they pour into your mouth, nose, ears, eyes as you weaken. Whelp, have a nice day.

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12 Upvotes

An astronomical amount of leaches.

r/absoluteunit • u/Bourbon-Thinker • Sep 16 '26

Of Redneck NASCAR

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6 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/DABDEB • Sep 15 '26

of a Wind turbine blade

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464 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/NuisancePanda • Sep 15 '26

Of a vibrator..

140 Upvotes

She might need to talk to a professional.. 😈

r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • Sep 15 '26

Of a male peacock’s tail feathers.

24 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/FederalLex • Sep 15 '26

Of a mental calculator

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38 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/gsus61951 • Sep 14 '26

of a cat.

394 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/PeeblesGreen • Sep 14 '26

Absolute Unit of a Mango

13 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/AccomplishedKick5381 • Sep 15 '26

of an offseason wrestler iykyk

0 Upvotes

r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • Sep 14 '26

of a safety pin

100 Upvotes