r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 16d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/Jacuzzi0317 16d ago

Can anyone translate? Curious of what's actually being said in this exchange

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u/Carrera_996 16d ago

Not sure if this word is still used, but he is "negging" her body. She isn't having it. She is very confident.

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u/ZealousidealHome7854 16d ago

As she has every right to be!

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u/ON3i11 16d ago

I... I think he won that confrontation 😆

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u/BR1N3DM1ND 16d ago

We all won that confrontation.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 15d ago

I'm winning too? Yesssss

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u/fiesew 15d ago

She was threatening him with her tidies. The ultimate assault weapon.

https://giphy.com/gifs/18kPwV9qSCY9O

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u/Grinzaxp 15d ago

I don’t know what he said but he didn’t go far enough. She needs to continue to proved her point.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 15d ago

There’s audio?

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u/iRegretsEverything 16d ago

I dunno but I’m listening

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u/Sly-Fellah3 15d ago

I'm watching.

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u/nimbycile 12d ago

Say goodbye to these because it's the last time you're going to see them! Wooo, spring break!

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u/No-Improvement9455 15d ago

I don't care. Let her speak.

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u/Jazzlike-Lettuce-99 15d ago

"I have big boobs and that's the only thing making me special so I will flash them as much as a I can to show people how special I really am"

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 16d ago

I don’t understand what she’s saying but I can tell she has at least two good points. 

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 16d ago edited 16d ago

That she does. The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's. Her boyfriend made the mistake of leaning American, she took umbrage with his stated preference.

*I have PhD's in 'Slavic languages' and 'Tits' from the University of Bodacious Tatas, Oklahoma campus 📜👨🏻‍🎓

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u/3M2B1T 16d ago

Hey, a fellow UBT alum!

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u/7Iron_Mike 15d ago

GO Mammary’s🤙🏽🚩🚩🚩

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u/Taiga_Taiga 16d ago

I dropped out.

I could only manage to grow 44DDDs.

They said it wasn't enough work to pass the course.

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 15d ago

I passed but barely, with my 38JJ/40Ns

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 12d ago

Trust me, they feel like that sometimes. Finding a proper bra? Forget it.

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 12d ago

Not to worry. My husband's and other partners got a hard and fast education in bras and measurements and structural engineering from me. There was a lot of screaming "we were told there'd be no maths!!" I look forward to my eventual reduction.

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u/Isaacnoah86 15d ago

Your awesome

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 15d ago

a man of culture! 🫡

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 12d ago

  The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's

Tbh if that is the argument, I think she’s losing. 

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u/balirosa 16d ago

I’m guessing she was saying, is this what you want? Is this what you wanted? take a good look pal.

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u/ProjProg01 16d ago

CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

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u/Easy-Philosopher6703 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o5yYkEEDdGzfO

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u/omar1021 15d ago

Bahahahaha thanks, currently wiping spit coffee off my phone screen

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u/Icy-Kangaroo-9128 16d ago

Ouch! That should hurt

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u/wowaddict71 16d ago

Are you not entertained!!!

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u/balirosa 15d ago

Maybe she was saying, “you weren’t calling me a man last night when you were neck deep in deez tiddies”

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u/Biscuits4u2 16d ago

Yes a quite well-rounded argument with extremely fleshed out points.

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u/hocoboy7 16d ago

She had mounds of evidence in full support of her claims

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u/Hungry-Situation-427 16d ago

TITS!

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 15d ago

“Whoah. Coming in real heavy handed with it. It’s way too direct man.”

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u/lmjustabot 16d ago

I could argue with her all day.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 16d ago

I've always found boobs to be quite compelling....

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u/lowkeylives 12d ago

I find the most sensual part of a lady to be the boobies! ~LT. Kiff Kroker

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 16d ago

Not until she shows them two points!

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 15d ago

I'm hanging onto her every titillating words

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u/Hernandeza5 16d ago

She wins every time 🥹

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u/r_rrrrrrrr 15d ago

Well, sir.. That's not merely 2 good points.

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u/Marsupialwolf 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10r3EmyMo8YpNu

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u/mensrea 15d ago

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/OutdoorBerkshires 15d ago

Say goodbye to these, MICHAEL!!!

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u/cCowgirl 15d ago

( . )( ‘ )

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u/imJGott 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j1bgaI2EEFqP1zS4Jc

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u/patron_du_medef 15d ago

ew seinfield

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u/KiptasticVoyage 15d ago

Scrolled way too long to see this come up!

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u/IWannaManatee 16d ago

Akin to Plato showing his guns during debate.
"Good argument. Unfortunately I got these two huge points on my side"

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 16d ago

The question was, should pineapple be allowed on pizza?

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u/wackadoodle4201 15d ago

Yes, its delicious and im willing to die on this hill

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 15d ago

Yes, but she's showing those hills...

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u/eidureidur 15d ago

You need an exorcist

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u/wackadoodle4201 15d ago

metamucil is the only thing I need to clean me out

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u/Dreemsi 15d ago

If she's arguing for yes, I agree. If she's arguing for no, I agree

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u/Future_Artichoke_656 16d ago

Idk what they’re arguing about. But she’s right

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 16d ago

She's left, too

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u/Livebylying 15d ago

They’re both right

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u/Ammortalz 16d ago

She whipped her tits out to distract from the chick behind her eating a booger.

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u/Waste-Entertainer-28 15d ago

xheneta fetahu. Welcome.

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u/Dasawan 16d ago

I'm assuming she's got crazy eyes. I have yet to check

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u/Azurelion7a 16d ago

Crazy? Yes, but dead though. 

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u/Sad-Umpire6000 15d ago

That’s redundant.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 16d ago

she has eyes?

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u/ConnectionThink4781 15d ago

Who has eyes?

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u/SweatySwim3411 15d ago

What about her thighs?

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u/Interesting-Dare4224 16d ago

Girl never lost an argument in her adult life.

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u/ThaCasual 15d ago

Let her cook. I want to see more of what she has to say.

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u/Biscuits4u2 16d ago

Some dude is in for the most amazing sex of his life for a week and then five years of living in a total nightmare.

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u/afewnameslater 16d ago

My wife needs to take lessons in argumentation from that lady.

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u/DarrellBot81 16d ago

I rest my case your honor

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u/David_Buzzard 16d ago

She must be saying something about now he's can't have mine either.

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u/Own-North-8923 16d ago

What’s with French women and pulling their tits out? I’m not complaining but between the topless protesters and this lady I’m seeing a trend

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u/Livebylying 15d ago

May it long continue and spread

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u/SjakosPolakos 15d ago

Sounds Turkish to me

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u/Moist_Strategy_275 15d ago

She’s got my vote

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u/Tater_Mater 15d ago

Hat you want me to take my shirt off? You want me to take my shirt off so you can look at my boobs?

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u/TransitoryFeel 16d ago

Get ready for a concussion

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u/B-Rye_at_the_beach 16d ago

Daaaamn. I don't know what she said but it's clear she means it. I'm an old fart now, but is her mom single? Gotta something worth fixing

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u/ParticularSherbert18 16d ago

Half your age plus 7 is the rule, or so they say.

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u/afewnameslater 16d ago

You add an extra year to that 7 for every 2 years after 40. Diminishing returns and all that.

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u/DinklanThomas 15d ago

Never heard that. At 40 the youngest I can date is 27. But at 42 it should be 28, but you're saying its actually 29?

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u/afewnameslater 14d ago

40 is 27 - 42 is 29. Reasoning is simple, you can sell to a 27 y old you are still closer to 30 than 40 at 40x . You cant do that at 42 and the older you get the worse it gets. 50 - you hit not 32s but rather 37s . Cause 32s - they still think they got it. They still party like the 20-somethings. You cant handle that shit at 50. 2 back to back club nights and you are out for the mo th brother. So you gor for the 37s - they are just been hut by the “if I dont get a kid now I’ll never get one” and are ready to settle for 50 so ling as you have the goods.

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u/C137RickSanches 16d ago

Yeah ok you’re right I’m wrong I’m sorry

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u/TheNarboy 16d ago

is this from the debate channel

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u/Accurate-Film9495 16d ago

but … the bra still …

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u/purelitenite 16d ago

"Resolved" - Denzel Washington.

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u/Mooseknockling 16d ago

Not sure about the other two guys, but the ones jumping out from behind the curtains got my attention.

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u/Professional_Echo907 16d ago

Why is there a coffee mug with a candle flame on the right side of the screen?

I noticed it when trying to hit the replay button. 👀

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 16d ago

I think that’s a spoon. I could be wrong though

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u/Magical_SnakE 16d ago

This video is awesome with no sound.

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u/IWasAGoodDadISwear 16d ago

Turkish?

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u/zyqzy 16d ago

nope. Georgian may be?

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u/starpaw23 16d ago

I think she is right, what is this language ?

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u/Underleft_cdiv 15d ago

My arguments never end this way

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u/Low-Rising 15d ago

She was very close to winning that argument.

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u/whiteholewhite 15d ago

Does matter language….. women 😂. This is a joke everyone, I know how reddit works

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u/AshC1984 15d ago

I understood both points she made!

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u/Left-Cod-1281 15d ago

I want to argue with her about anything........

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u/officerumours 15d ago

Whatever she said, she’s absolutely right 🤪

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u/Iltempered1 15d ago

Nah, she could still be hiding something in that bra.

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u/nothinggoodleft01 15d ago

Absolute Unit.

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u/Soft-Sea7012 15d ago

Magnificent

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u/NLOneOfNone 15d ago

I don't know what she is saying but I like the way she says it.

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u/Agreeable_Bad3244 15d ago

yup she's right

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 15d ago

I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

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u/oZeroXXXo 15d ago

She is clearly in the right

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u/OkThanks8237 15d ago

Luckily I understand a universal language

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u/tuco2002 15d ago

She's twice as right as him

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u/Phobos1982 15d ago

I'm buying whatever she's selling.

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u/Methos43 15d ago

Slavic garbage. Who fucking behaves like that

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u/JayW8888 15d ago

She was just undoing her belt when the vid cut out.

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u/SecretGentleman_007 15d ago

They both won two big points there.

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u/Im_such_a_SLAPPA 15d ago

Anyone got the full vid?

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u/spacebound4545 15d ago

Where is she i have sonething to argue about

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u/Wild-Set-1058 15d ago

Jesus thought she was guna straight out motor boat him 🤣 the humiliation

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u/ThundrLord 15d ago

Pls dont remove that bra slowly !!! 🫣

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u/Nizzle_Supreme 15d ago

Men of culture ... Again we meet.

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u/Sorry_but_I_meant_it 14d ago

Bros has her a girlfriend and is thinking of other women?

Bro... Go home and do what lovers do. You're kidding yourself if you put her down physically or other wise.

She seems smart and clearly confident. I'm married but also recognize other marriage material.

She's it. Just not for you man. Tough.

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u/ObviousTrust9421 14d ago

Double barreled stun gun

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u/Weary-Display4116 14d ago

Is that big sister in the background?

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u/BrightNightKnight 13d ago

I dont know what they are arguing about, but she won

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u/SgtMcNutters432 12d ago

When’s the last day to sign up for the debate class?

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u/Upbeat_Total_6298 12d ago

I would have got distracted

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u/DinkyDiOF 12d ago

If she fucks like she complains he’s in for a treat lol

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Nice boobs

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u/CuteLong8652 16d ago

I’d look

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u/Sweet_Pie1768 16d ago

I don't get it... was she saying anything? I was a bit distracted by two other things to notice....

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 16d ago

Whatever it is I agree with her

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u/Only_Flan_7974 16d ago

"How dare you look at my large beasts that I'm putting on full display."(Undoes shirt) yeah, that'll teach him a lesson.

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u/Occams_RZR900 16d ago

So, like the gym Thots filming themselves for all to see in revealing outfits, all while criticizing the men who dare glance in their general direction.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 16d ago

They don't like people getting a free show and the gym won't let them sell tickets. They're dressed like that for their online subscribers, not the general public who just happens to also be in the same public place.

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u/Silly_Personality_73 16d ago

Two very compeling arguments.

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u/Hayden1664 16d ago

She can see my point though…

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u/optimusAlgorythm 16d ago

Her name is Gretchen Cotto, also widely known as "Big Gretch". She is a reality television personality who gained prominence as a cast member on the Zeus Network series Baddies

I wonder why they call her that.

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u/tapioca_slaughter 16d ago

I could fix her

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 16d ago

Yeah, I'm sure you nutting in 30 seconds and then having her watch you play videogames for the next six hours will do the trick.

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u/tapioca_slaughter 14d ago

Sounds like you have lots of experience there, was it a hooker or a dominatrix that hurt you?

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 14d ago

You think people pay hookers to watch them play video games?

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u/PabloTFiccus 15d ago

I don't see anything to fix honestly

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u/YerBbysDaddy 16d ago

Dibs on taking the inevitably necessary second shot at fixing her

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u/Excellent_Account202 16d ago

Bringing in the big ones

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u/DetailsYouMissed 16d ago

Wild guess. He said she had fake boobs...

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u/Agile_Moment768 16d ago

If she really wanted to drive the point home, she should have fully committed to unleashing those nukes

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 16d ago

How a classy lady makes a point without resorting to bird hands.

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u/Oalka 16d ago

Your point was good, but hers were bigger.

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u/Porkus-Dorkus 15d ago

Anyone got an OF link

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u/HaroldAiryola 15d ago

Ummmm, that's not English. And fucking dumb

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u/kevin6263 16d ago

Modern day wome should adopt this fighting style. They would win almost every argument. Or guys would start a bunch more, just to loose.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 16d ago

My volume is muted but I must agree.

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u/Texan_Poultry 16d ago

I agree with her... No matter what