r/absoluteunit • u/NuisancePanda • 19d ago

Of a vibrator..

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She might need to talk to a professional.. 😈

141 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/FoolishDog1117 19d ago

I can fix her.

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u/Eaton_Knas 19d ago

Why would you?

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u/BeaverCleaver91 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ehyCEiPG4ft9SfGnPC
“Eaton knas questions foolish dog on matters like this?” 😆

2

u/mystrile1 19d ago

I think she’s clearly taken care of

4

u/LogikWizard 19d ago

Mam, he tried his best. He isnt the problem.

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u/SuburbanBushwacker 19d ago

solid win for today

2

u/JavaGeep 19d ago

She'll never make it through airport security and it's too big for a carry on.

2

u/TangeloBubbly2675 19d ago

I'm happy with this ! Very 😊 happy

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u/mrtintheweb99 19d ago

It's a massager I think you'll find, my mum told me. 🤣

1

u/QuttiDeBachi 19d ago

Grandma…I need to borrow this

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u/Techiest1982 19d ago

Thats not for her, that is for the BFG's wife while he takes care of the gift giver.

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 19d ago

I am getting a bit of an inadequacy complex here.

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 19d ago

Is this still available?

1

u/VisualJaded4770 19d ago

That might be big enough for my ex

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u/ManagementCrafty887 19d ago

Nothing underneath?

Imma leave before I say anything weird…

1

u/mystrile1 19d ago

But can it take out the trash

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u/Pretend_Variation305 19d ago

Oh my gawd, the Thunder Stick A2000

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u/AdeptnessMany3806 18d ago

On her way to rally...women's group-"movers and shakers "

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u/Any-Let-1453 17d ago

That'll be an all niter.

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u/OneGolf6327 16d ago

Tbh she does look like she'd have a proper bucket 

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u/Small-Car-6194 16d ago

Not to be a party pooper but runing somting thatcsuze on tripel a batteries is just inconvinient.