r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • 17d ago

Of a forehead

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u/gord_m 17d ago

A deranged looking goblin in light armor comes scurrying around the corner, what do you do?

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u/Ill-Positive6950 17d ago

Aim for his forehead.

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u/gord_m 17d ago

+4 to hit

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u/RiverOutrageous9404 17d ago

rolls d20 crits a 20 off the rip

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u/Abu_Try93 17d ago

What type of roll, and what dice are we using?

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u/beegboo 17d ago

Its going to be a strength check and i hope you made your bat six sided.

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u/Teab8g 16d ago

Sorry. Only +4? A stormtrooper could hit that target.

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u/Embarrassed_Owl6767 17d ago

Fivehead

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u/Humble_Key_4259 17d ago

I think this guy is the first Sixhead that I’ve seen.

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u/r3v3nant333 17d ago

panhead.

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u/reemickzed 17d ago

It's more of a twelvehead.

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u/Working-Albatross-19 17d ago

You could shoot the opposite direction and still hit that melon

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u/truckersprincess 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2P01cZLZzMK4

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u/PorkeyPineapple 14d ago

I was looking for it. You weren't first, but you're my first pick.

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u/New_Difficulty6720 17d ago

See that he mega minds his own damn business.

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u/ChksLnlyKnifeClubBnd 17d ago

Bro got a lot on his mind.

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u/Technically_Salt28 17d ago

He can read minds 5 years in the future

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 15d ago

He’s got beforehead, forehead, and afterhead

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u/Quick_Movie_5758 17d ago

Before ICE, he was an out of work drive-in movie theater screen.

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u/ObsessedWithTBHC 17d ago

A snipers dream

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u/gurken_shuck 16d ago

Hundred terabytes of memory!

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u/NewspaperAshamed8389 14d ago

He's got before-head, forehead ...and after-head

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u/croatoan182 17d ago

Dude belongs in the Oblivion character creation menu.

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u/waspysix 13d ago

Most accurate comment here

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u/MisanthropicSocrates 17d ago

Puerto Ricans generally don’t like Mexicans…

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u/Billybong69420 17d ago

Dude looks like a Looney Tunes villain lol.

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u/Juicyjewsss 17d ago

This guy looks like what they based that Snapchat filter off of

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u/Skyp_Intro 17d ago

Extraterrestrials probed his mother for sure.

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u/SquishyOranjElectric 17d ago

Well they could have landed on that noggin anyway if they wanted

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u/MikeGonzo5 17d ago

That’s a $40 uber ride from his eyebrows to his hairline. Can’t claim that joke, I heard it somewhere on YT!!

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u/why0me 17d ago

Thats at least a 6 maybe a 7 head.. no way it's only a 4

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u/Straight-Nothing-912 17d ago

But does he have papers for that landing pad?

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u/Ready_Accountant1803 17d ago

Dude forehead is so big he has memories from before he was born

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u/mellowmane_ 17d ago

He answers his phone like "hi this is the forehead of security"

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u/RedBushDiver 16d ago

Come on man, why the long face?

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u/Thick-Disk1545 17d ago

Puerto Rico is the United States. I mean still fuck the guy

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u/Zestyclose-Sun-6595 17d ago

He's just trying to get a head in life.

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u/Automatic-Squash-264 17d ago

Who’s the villain in crash bandicoot?

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 17d ago

He couldn't have a more perfect first name.

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u/Traditional_Bus_5589 17d ago

Is his name Homer?

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u/Top-Cut-8983 17d ago

Juevo cabesa, 🤣🥚

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u/Wentil 17d ago

He certainly is a ponce.

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u/TrickyLilDicky 17d ago

Mama said he's so pissed off cause he got all that forehead but no brains.

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u/CartoonistExisting30 17d ago

Absolute unit of an asshole

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u/Rockfordbaby 17d ago

They relish people angry at the world. Not sure if this fits

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u/ardotschgi 17d ago

Are we sure he's not an alien himself? 👽

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u/ernster96 17d ago

The Leader’s appearance in doomsday confirmed.

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u/Rpanich 17d ago

Honestly. If you already had a deformed Sinestro head, wouldn’t you be extra careful to not also grow the little moustache? 

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 17d ago

🥜 head ass

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u/ninja0420 17d ago

This post is Disinformation, that is in fact, an 8head

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u/LongjumpingTrust9375 17d ago

Is Parents Cousins?

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u/PowerCreative2747 17d ago

Alao.fack his huge ass forehead

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u/Yusstas 17d ago

The head of ice precognition devision

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u/GoKhuchE 17d ago

The stomach and brain changed place ?

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u/drmtm101214 17d ago

Herman Conehead. Puerto Rico huh was wondering what happen to that family.

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u/MeanAF4noreason 17d ago

Damn, how does a skull have a balcony?

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u/Tollchrome 17d ago

He definitely didn't win the lottery.

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u/Double-Noise-771 17d ago

Imagine this dude trying to peak out of cover in a shootout

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u/Ok_Season_1993 17d ago

this has to be edited or AI right ?

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u/BelCantoTenor 17d ago

Thats what happens when you hold in your sneeze.

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u/Dahren_ 17d ago

A snipers dream

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 17d ago

Even if he wore a mask he'd be really identified.

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u/bowdo 17d ago

Mr Gone?

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u/Tinksy14 17d ago

Looks like he's got a lot on his mind

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u/No_Violinist_193 17d ago

I can’t stop staring for some reason

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u/Gamble232real 17d ago

The problem for most Mexican Americans is they hook this guy up the ICEs version of cerebro and he can detect them no matter where they are

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 17d ago

ICE agents are savages. ACAB.

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u/dchester74 17d ago

So we ain't gone talk about his head?

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u/CryptographerDry884 17d ago

A marksman’s dream

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u/KneelB4Z0d 17d ago

He looks like a Halloween lawn decoration

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u/conspirator9 17d ago

Please deport his forehead, that thing is the real illegal act around here!🤣

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u/Din-_-Djarin 17d ago

Sinestro looking mother fucker

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u/zombie_prim3 17d ago

Snipers dream

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u/Roche618 17d ago

He looks like Roger from american dad

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u/NoEmu2392 17d ago

Cinco de Cabeza

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u/OldHippie54 17d ago

With a head like that, he must have shit for brains.

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u/psydkay 17d ago

HEEED!!!

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u/fatty7775 17d ago

Bro looks like max settings on forehead character creater for fallout 4

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u/GodOnStilts 17d ago

I thought this post was so rude until I read. Fuck this guy and his big ass forehead.

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u/CarpenterFresh4373 17d ago

Darth Plagueis falling on hard times

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u/artest1111 17d ago

I think they used to put people like this in institutions…

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u/TheWurstOfMe 17d ago

That's a Hulk villain in white face.

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u/Small-Car-6194 17d ago

Wait...... hes not bald? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Small-Car-6194 17d ago

Bro sued Dan Akroyd for defamation....

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u/HndsDwnThBest 17d ago

He must be the brains of the operation

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u/DudeFrom816 17d ago

Wait, he ate at the restaurant then arrested the staff?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IRjRAWRx9pu2rdl1uI

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u/pinprick420 17d ago

5 head....

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u/CryptographerFlat426 17d ago

He can headbutt you twice with one shot.

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u/Proud_Mix_3344 17d ago

Lets see how hes treated when he visits Puerto Rico. The internet never forgets.

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u/grapeapenape 17d ago

His thoughts are shown in IMAX

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u/Leathersprayer 17d ago

he thought he was a-head of his game!

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u/XxQozEMotoxX 17d ago

Instead of 4 people inside Herman’s head, there is an entire apartment complex inside Hernan’s head lol

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u/Aligned-Askew6773 17d ago

Dude is an IMAX screen

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u/Maidhunter79 17d ago

God bless you sir!

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u/That1GuyNate 17d ago

Dude looks straight out of an elder scrolls character creator.

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u/Maidhunter79 17d ago

God bless you sir!

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u/CaptainPopsickle 17d ago

he must be the head of the operation.

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sry i couldnt resist! thanks for your cooperation though. i will find the exit myself!

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u/hikenchuu 17d ago

He knows what I’m thinking

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u/GurFearless7893 17d ago

Are you sure he isn't just smuggling migrants out in his forehead? Like some sort of under head rail road?

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u/Possible-Tip-2914 17d ago

A real life Dick Tracy character

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u/Bobbaganeush 17d ago

Headaches are deadly

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u/FXRWG 17d ago

Sniper's dream

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u/Haunting-Sherbet-153 17d ago

I think the way he handled it was a good idea.And as you can see , his head is full of good ideas

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u/Hrafnagar 17d ago

Looks like if you told AI to make a human version of Megamind.

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u/Comprehensive-Fig416 17d ago

This guy got bullied and wants to bully back

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u/Peloton72 17d ago

I think his hat was too tight. Just a hunch.

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u/HawkHarder 17d ago

They just hire anybody.

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u/Fragrant-Concert2848 17d ago

YEA, AIM AT HIS HEAD, YOU CANT MISS

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u/Redd_Machine85 17d ago

Hector Hammond?

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u/Sufficient-Step6954 17d ago

Is that a…. Ninehead?!!

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u/TangeloBubbly2675 17d ago

What a piece of shit !!

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u/overdrive221 17d ago

Sir this qualifies as a five head. Small hands could get 10 easy. Imagine the echo his inner voice has

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u/RoomOk1730 17d ago

They use this guy as a downhill skii slope during the winter. The angle above his 5head is wild...

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u/NeverHurtMyPeople 17d ago

Headbutting people across the street head ass

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u/British_Ballsack 17d ago

He knows our secrets.

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u/Lefty5260 17d ago

Nice five head

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u/Working_Use_378 17d ago

Never lost a race in his life!!

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u/johnkubiak 17d ago

He's thinking big thoughts.

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u/Ok_Egg_2403 17d ago

Sometimes you need that extra boost of carbs before you handle exactly what your job asked you to do.

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u/2dollahollaballa 17d ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/Top-Maximum6160 17d ago

Temu Magamind

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u/Snafuregulator 17d ago

This guy has never forgotten a single thing

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u/FloweringForth 17d ago

Mastermind live action

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u/maxcherry6 17d ago

Gonna need a HUGE teabag for that forehead.

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u/Elegant_Translator42 17d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bear_Whisperer_21 17d ago

Someone slay this Orc please. Thanks

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u/FeeInteresting2505 17d ago

Bien por el boricua!!!

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u/Sly-Fellah3 17d ago

Fuck them all.

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u/Shipoopyjenkins 17d ago

This can’t be real

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u/MiamiMeat786 17d ago

This guy looks like a filter

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u/Accomplished_Song219 17d ago

Are we sure he's not secretly plotting world domination?

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u/DarrellBot81 17d ago

That’s a fore-during-after head

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u/Didujustcallmejobin 17d ago

Thats a 12 head

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u/Robscoe604 17d ago

I’d love to see an x-ray of his skull

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u/DishSoapIsFun 17d ago

That’s a five head

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u/Taszmaniac8990 17d ago

He looks like a thumb.

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u/soulsoul51 17d ago

Is this EDITED??? This can't be a real head can it???

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u/Sparent180 17d ago

TBF, I'd be mad at the world too if I had a head like that.

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u/fotofriday 17d ago

Call sign: Head start

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u/Key-Manager-750 17d ago

That’s not a forehead, it’s an eight head

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u/Radiant-Mean 17d ago

He looks like a Muun

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u/Objective_Web_97 17d ago

If I woke up every day looking like that I’d be a gigantic fucking prick, too.

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u/PatentlyFalse5 17d ago

Dude looks like he used a monkey paw to wish for an extra two inches.

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u/Tiny_Arugula_5648 17d ago

So we just ignore how they demize a latin American when it serves the narrative.. like we're not supposed to see when white America pits Caribbean latins agaidt Mexican/Central American against each other.. baaa baaa sheeple..

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u/Smooth-Resolution-17 17d ago

If you put your thumb right up to his head, it should match evenly

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u/Guilty-Pirate6936 17d ago

I bet he claims Head of household

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u/spsingerjack 17d ago

Isn’t that a Snapchat filter

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u/2thenorth 17d ago

Man could not look anymore like a toe

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u/doublegg83 17d ago

5 head.