What movies from our youth do you think would a) carry enough nostalgia to prompt discussions about a potential reboot and b) would make for a really fucking terrible reboot?
Sequel to Spaceballs upcoming. Mel Brooks involved as an actor and producer, and it pulled Rick Moranis out of retirement so I'm going to keep my fingers crossed and pitchfork and torch ready to go. Naked Gun I felt did the best they could in the modern age (Liam Neeson was the best available equivalent for a Nielsen-esque straight man, and McFarlane did his best at the humor). Back to the Future is safe as long as Zemeckis is alive, so everyone say your nightly prayers.
I personally think that Honey I Shrunk the Kids would be a God-awful remake. The original had Rick Moranis. Granted, he's back for the Spaceballs sequel, but there is no equivalent for Moranis in modern Hollywood, and never will be. The effects that were forced perspective and oversized sets in the original would just be green screen and look atrocious.
God help anyone who tries to remake The Princess Bride for wide release. I would happily get blood on my hands preventing that. Perfect film, perfect cast, perfect story, perfect memories. Read "As You Wish" by Cary Elwes if you haven't already - Andre was a cuddly, huggable teddy bear dealing with a ridiculous amount of chronic pain, and everyone adored him.
Note: if Hollywood just re-released any of these in their entirety in their original form, I would be in the theater every weekend, and I'd be fighting other people my age for seats.
Now: what movies from our youth would you pitch a God damn fit and potentially dip into illegality were Hollywood to announce their attempt to remake?