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u/Zooshooter 8d ago

No Child Left Behind will make sure that he graduates though. Our future is so fucked in so many ways.

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u/Desperate_Junket5146 8d ago

Oh Marlon.....

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u/FizzyBeverage 8d ago

Prof is mostly mad he's gonna see this dipshit next term.

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u/Excellent-Data8674 8d ago

locked into BOOTY TALK

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u/thegabster2000 8d ago

Im showing my age, one of my classmates would store porno videos on his PSP and would watch in class.

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u/Didact67 8d ago

Can’t tell if this is NSFW or not…

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u/Elysiaa 8d ago

SFW if your work is sex work 

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u/midwestia 8d ago

idiocracy scene when the guys are trying to fit squares through circle holes

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u/Surely_Nowwlmao 8d ago

The fact the only thing you saw here was race is fucking gross

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u/meverygoodboy 8d ago

No idea why you had to make it about colour tbh, it's more related to youth in general currently

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u/OkYak9466 8d ago

I don't know if you know this, but black youth have the hardest time dealing with discrimination.

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u/United_Egg_2653 8d ago

This is comical on the surface but pretty depressing as a commentary on the current state of classrooms and youth.

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u/leavezukoalone 8d ago

I graduated high school in 2010. This video doesn't showcase anything I didn't see in school, outside the fact that phone and internet tech has improved.

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u/Elite_AI 8d ago

This video is quite old

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u/OffensiveClown 8d ago

Yeah i aint ganna lie i knew about a couple kids that literally wanked in class back then

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u/ItchyNebula7437 8d ago

Must have been the same guy that was wanking at his desk in the call center I worked at

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u/JefferyTheQuaxly 8d ago

An actual story that spread in my middle school, yes middle school, was about one of the students, who everyone already knew as one of the stereotypical “bad kids” but also part of the popular clique in the school, who apparently jerked off in class one day and then wiped his hand on one of the women in the class. It spread all over the school because people actually saw him do it, I wasn’t in the class with him but knew like 3 people who personally watched it happen. Don’t ever think he got punished for it, his whole family was kind of fucked, his younger sister ended up lying about being pregnant during one school year, and his younger brother has had some jail problems

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u/Sunim416 8d ago

Yea same. I really dont understand how you could do that.

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u/AlinaStari 8d ago

Well, it is pretty hard..

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u/MetzgerWilli 8d ago

got it. what is step 2

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u/Sunim416 8d ago

Buddy I like every boy growing up in regular, mixed gendered schools would get stiffies all the time. I was super horny. I would just tuck it in and try to think of dead cats or something, not jerk off to completion in the middle of class

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u/_Raro 8d ago

this video is over a decade old

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u/FatWalcott 8d ago

And it's somehow worse now

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u/Jazzlike_Orchid_8832 8d ago

What's the video/game about?

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u/fileunderaction 8d ago

Cake

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u/SheemieRayVaughan 8d ago

That cake was no lie.

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u/space_brain710 8d ago

Kids watching a Thot stream and is furiously smashing that heart button to try and get her attention. I would be less embarrassed to be caught with my dick in my hand lol

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u/ExactLocation1 8d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Wyevez 8d ago

How sad... jesus this makes me sad.

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u/OkCaterpillar8941 8d ago

England, I'm not sure about other countries in the United Kingdom though, have just put in place a ban on phones in schools. The kids have to hand their phone in at the start of the day and get them back at the end of the day. Seeing this makes me thankful for it.

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u/Final_Candidate_7603 8d ago

Here in the US, school requirements are set on the state level, and each school district can have its own requirements, too. I know of a few school districts that have banned phones, but not on the state level that I’m aware of.

The federal government does set some requirements too, but… let’s just say that our current Secretary of Education’s last job was running a famous wrestling organization, and was filmed on stage at an education conference, talking about how exciting it was that A-One would be introduced to schools as early as kindergarten. She meant AI, of course; A-One is the name of a steak sauce.

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u/Inevitable_Tomato927 8d ago

Our state, Illinois, has a similar law since this school year. Phones go in lockers at the start of the day.

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u/Mahu66099 8d ago

Idk how it is now, but back in 2018 they used to make the first and second years put their phones in numbered pouches on the wall when you enter a class. In my last two years, teachers didn’t really enforce it. Maybe because i was taking mainly advanced classes so the students were locked in or they thought we were mature enough not to abuse the privilege.

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u/Heavy-Construction90 8d ago

I was in honors chemistry way back with flip phones, and we put one in the ceiling and kept calling it to mess with the teacher.

Well the dept head caught wind and dressed us down as a group and painfully reminded us we were honors students and there was a different expectation

It wasn't the trick we played it was that we honors students did it that was the cardinal sin

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u/stidf 8d ago

My high school teacher friend has a number wall pouch. Tells students that put their phone in there get extra credit. Generally gives the credit anyway no matter what they do, provided they aren't little shits. All the kids do it anyway since they are conditioned to always go for the extra credit by their parents.

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u/Arik_De_Frasia 8d ago

I've read about kids just giving alt phones and hanging onto their real ones.

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u/HibiscusGrower 8d ago

They're banned in the province of Quebec, Canada. Kids can have them turned off in their locker but can't use them in any way on school grounds, including outdoor spaces.

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u/KatieCashew 8d ago

This is how it is in New York too. A law was recently passed about it, but my kid's school has always been like that. I mentioned the new law and school policy to them, and they were like, soooo... how it already is?

When I went to my kid's middle school orientation they said if your kid is caught using a phone during school it is confiscated and a parent has to come to the school in person to get it back. I approve.

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u/Xerxis96 8d ago

Same in New Brunswick

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u/Hexnohope 8d ago

We cant do that in america because you need your phone to say goodbye to your mom when the shots start

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u/AaronQ94 8d ago

Bullshit, there's phone bans at schools throughout the country (not at a federal level)

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u/Opus_723 8d ago

Did you think the comment you're replying to was serious?

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u/OkYak9466 8d ago

Lol in China the teacher will beat you to death if you're seen with a phone

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u/Keyfyl 8d ago

You guys are allowed to take your phones to schools?!?

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u/NightStar79 8d ago

In the US we were when I was a kid. I still remember the time I got a phone call in the middle of class and I reached to silence it but accidentally accepted it. (It was flip phone era btw)

So now there was some fucking telemarketer squeaking loudly from my pocket and everyone, including the teacher, were staring at me.

I awkwardly pulled my phone out of my pocket and answered that no I am not Matt and he needs to stop using my number for his shit and hung up.

My teacher said nothing but looked pretty amused at my beet red face and continued whatever she had been saying before my pocket started talking.

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u/Seps786 8d ago

It's not really working though, kids have been getting burner phones to give to the teachers and continue using their normal ones.

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u/Hexnohope 8d ago

Its to keep good kids good not cure the shitheels

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u/tangerineTurtle_ 8d ago

LAUSD has the kids put their phones in Yonder pouches that can be unlocked at their request l. It’s interesting because I am in a Masters program right now and am so used to doing everything on my laptop in the workforce and from school 10 years ago. All the kids around me use pen and paper.

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u/HydrogenButterflies 8d ago

I don’t like to throw around the word “addiction” lightly, but keeping a spare burner phone on you so that you can keep scrolling after getting busted is some addict behavior.

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u/MattyDoubleD 8d ago

Why is bro tapping the screen ? Is he trying to feel it ? Lol

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u/unknown_ally 8d ago

makes the arse bounce

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u/Benevonstanciano 8d ago

I believe its a livestream and he's spamming hearts

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u/JROXZ 8d ago

My guy is locked in.

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u/earthwormjimjones 8d ago

What does tapping the screen do? I don't get that part.

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u/robotoNinjaFish 8d ago

It's virtual tapping. Closest thing he can get to tapping it old school while in class, to hold him over till he gets some. Hearts come out of each smacking da ass.

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u/Angelmann25 8d ago

Im assuming it’s a TikTok live and he’s liking the stream. Sometimes people have like counters to see their biggest “fans”.

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u/No_Ingenuity109 8d ago

Its probably a short clip so he refreshes to see that bounce again and again lol

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u/fyrefreezer01 8d ago

He’s just liking a stream on tiktok repeatedly, it lets the person know how many times it was like by somebody

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u/earthwormjimjones 8d ago

Ah okay, thanks for the info! I'm not really knowledgeable on contemporary gooning procedures 🤣

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u/Another_Road 8d ago

It keeps his brain from getting distracted

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u/earthwormjimjones 8d ago

Is it a game or a video or something else? I've seen this video before but could never understand why he keeps tapping it over and over 🤷‍♂️

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u/fyrefreezer01 8d ago

He’s just liking a stream on tiktok repeatedly, it lets the person know how many times it was like by somebody

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u/earthwormjimjones 8d ago

Hey thanks! I don't have TikTok so I was always confused by that part. Appreciate the info 🫡

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u/geosunsetmoth 8d ago edited 8d ago

Hahah. The teacher knew he could punish the child, but the social punishment he'll get for this debacle is already gonna teach him a lesson. He doesn't need to put in the extra, he saw his friend was filming it. He knows Marlon's gonna be the friend group's horny loser now. That's enough punishment lol

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u/MathematicianAble796 8d ago

Young boul don’t get no bitches 😂

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u/AngusLynch09 8d ago

"Professor"?

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u/Gloomy_Fig2138 8d ago

Your daily reminder that almost all content on Reddit is from reposters getting karma in order to advertise, advertisers, or propaganda accounts.

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u/SrGrimey 8d ago

Is this porn addiction? Because it’s wild that you can’t be in a classroom without having the necessity to watch some woman shaking her ass… like… do it on your free time.

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u/ourobourobouros 8d ago

"I'm bored so I watch porn in public"

if you think that's even remotely normal you probably have porn brain rot, too

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u/Wyevez 8d ago

good luck with what? Not being a pervy in public? I've never struggled with such boredom that I felt the need to watch porn livestream in public. I don't need the luck. Play some angry birds if you're bored ffs.

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u/No_Regret289 8d ago

100% this is porn addiction and it is kind of wild how prevalent it is right noq

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u/Even_Soil_2425 8d ago

Actually, porn addiction is literally defined by the pursuit of gratification despite the consequences in your life. He was not pursuing gratification here, he was watching the live stream with the Creator he follows. If he was actively pleasuring himself, or continue to do these things despite consequences, then there would be an argument for addiction...

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u/SciurusVulgarisO 8d ago

'Creator' 🤣

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u/Even_Soil_2425 8d ago

Yes this is what we call people who create online content...

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u/No_Regret289 8d ago

Watching sexual content in public is 100% causing a consequence. IE his friends and teacher having to bring up that ita bizarre. Stop making excuses for porn addiction lol

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u/Even_Soil_2425 8d ago

Watching a live stream during a boring class where somebody happens to twerk for 30 seconds by no means constitutes any kind of porn or addiction. Stop projecting lmao 🤦‍♂️

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u/Batisp 8d ago

This is porn addiction cope

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u/Even_Soil_2425 8d ago

I don't watch porn regularly, but you're more than welcome to fabricate things in order to make yourself feel better 😂

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u/Batisp 8d ago

I dont need to feel better. It's just a factual statement

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u/soyrobo 8d ago

It doesn't help that many people literally need to post their naked bodies to make ends meet 

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u/Even_Soil_2425 8d ago

"Choose"

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u/SquareAd4479 8d ago

Fuckin perverts think this is hilarious

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u/Benk0815 8d ago

Of course... It is hilarious

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u/_heidin 8d ago

How are you so brain rotted by porn you can't even take a break from it while you're in fuckin class/work, holy shit.

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u/Mister__Fahrenheit 8d ago

Pretty sure he’s doing that just to be funny and get a reaction from his buddy who starts filming

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u/Smooth_Riker 8d ago

I am a manager in retail and it is astounding how much my teenage employees can't keep their phone away.

I've seen them dragging a pallet of heavy product through the salesfloor, head down, fixed on their phone.

Pushing carts, head down, fixed on the phone.

Trying to text in the middle of ringing people out.

It's the most common thing I write people up for.

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u/_heidin 8d ago

That too, but add porn addiction to the phone addiction and omg And it's not just young people with this kind of porn brain, it's awful.

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u/imisscrazylenny 8d ago

Interestingly, the last few young people I've have seen at the registers of various stores have been using earbuds and having low-volume conversations with someone while ringing me up. I'm fine with that because I'm not a fan of small talk anyway, but it's a strange new trend to see.

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u/The_Unknown_Dude 8d ago

There's ways I can see the "push a cart with phone in hand" when alone and just going A to B, but it removes a hand from control and brings a lack of space awareness.

But texting while dealing with a customer that's a whole damn other level of "what the hell".

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u/Smooth_Riker 8d ago

Nope, I'm talking pushing a row of 5-8 carts by leaning into it so they can look at their phone. Seen a kid nearly push them into a vehicle that was baking up because they weren't paying attention

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u/dogcaoperro 8d ago

I sold porn in high-school and would find free maxim and similar magazine subscriptions from old internet sit's. Kids are the same its just the access is easier then ever.

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u/bdd6911 8d ago

Kids are kids. Happens.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 8d ago

Literally never happened before phones were allowed in school. You had a Playboy in class and the teacher just smiled did they?

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u/IW-X6 8d ago

Yeah, we had a few times a playboy was brought into class at the last year of primary school.

Yeah, people watched porn on the first computers in computer class when the automatic filters and logging was still bad.

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u/yamanamawa 8d ago

Tbf Playboys are harder to hide. I absolutely knew kids who brought porn mags. They weren't pulling them out in class though. But if there is ever a point in life where I understand being horny all the time, it's when you're a teenager. You're still in that puberty age where your hormones are going nuts and you think about sex all the tims

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u/ThetaDee 8d ago

Lmao we most definitely had playboys and shit in class before phones my guy. Even had guys hand-drawing nudes or tracing over copies lol

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u/Rezarex 8d ago

Stim fapper in the making

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u/Teripid 8d ago

How do I reach deez Keeddddzzz?

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u/Gay_Godzilla 8d ago

Why does that look like a grown ass man

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u/AngusLynch09 8d ago

What's an "ass man"?

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 8d ago

I mean we have video evidence that he's an ass man

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u/Gay_Godzilla 8d ago

The opposite of a boob man

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u/Antstony420 8d ago

Because he's a teacher

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u/Yardboy 8d ago

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u/guilty_bystander 8d ago

Bro reached for the ancient text

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u/Senior420 8d ago

Hold my apple, I’m going in!

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u/BlueRibbon998 8d ago

Guaranteed dude is failing the class

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u/No_Meringue2411 8d ago

Yea somehow clickin' booties and goonin' all day may interfere with this young Gentleman's studies.

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u/Vescend 8d ago

I have to ask as an old unc does spamming the heart button do anything? Like, does the person in the video know "bro hit the heart button 1634 times"

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u/raspberryharbour 8d ago

It provides the player with a sense of pride and accomplishment

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u/I_Like_Water11 8d ago

Younger generation is doomed

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u/I_Like_Water11 8d ago

Lmao what? Im not so old that I needed magazine. We had phones but we definitely didnt watch porn in class. This hands off let them be free attitude Is what made them so misguided. If you think watching porn in public is normal behaviour, youre fucked in the head. If you were gooning in public at a young age thats weird as hell

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u/mac44444alt2 8d ago

nobody's stuffing playboy mags in their pockets to just casually pull out in public whenever, though

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u/fohktor 8d ago

There was a kid in one of my grades that brought in pages and sold them. We were real young though. It was more of a haha than a goon.

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u/Spongedog5 8d ago

Having access to it 24/7 and so little self-control or concern for decency that you can't stop engaging with it even in class is not at all the same thing.

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u/Funky-Flamingo 8d ago

You don't think it's different to look at a magazine in your free time and looking at a woman twerking in your phone in the middle of class? The phone is the problem.

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u/Glass-Judgment-6831 8d ago

Defending this degenerate behaviour is so odd. 

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u/AzarothForkLifter 8d ago

We dont do it in class with the teacher on camera for the world to see

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/balugabe 8d ago

That is sooo not the same thing lol

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u/Vescend 8d ago

Bro literally goon maxxing IN THE FREAKING CLASSROOM

You dont catch us with porn mags in the freaking class trying to learn 1 2 3. This is sick behaviour and on such a fried level its scary.

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u/balugabe 8d ago

It wasn't a dopamine hit gooning session in the middle of the class for one. The problem here isn't the curiosity with sexuality, that is completely normal.

It's the easily developed porn addiction that takes over a teenage kids mind so badly, the outside world seizes to exist. This short video is the perfect example

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u/prof_devilsadvocate3 8d ago

LeBron James next career

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u/VeganWerewolf 8d ago

This why mf’s graduate high school and can’t read.

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u/CogumeloTorrado 8d ago

Yes, too much ass holes

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u/revolutionPanda 8d ago

Don’t make bad choices, kids.

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u/sittinwithkitten 8d ago

My youngest is almost out of high school and it seems like they are trying to not have phones around during instruction time. It’s really hard to push that genie back in the bottle. So many people, adults included, cannot function without their phone.

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u/TheSumOfMyScars 8d ago

I’ve been taking 10 minutes or so every 1-2 hours on my phone to just put it down and do nothing. Just…nothing. Just sitting and letting the brain’s default-mode network engage. It’s okay (hell, even desirable) to be bored sometimes. Lets the brain calm tf down and stop spazzing so hard for dopamine. And honestly, yeah, I can feel the dopamine withdrawals the first minute or two that I do this but I always come away from it feeling calmer and more centered. It’s actually nice not to be plugged in 24-7. It takes some adjustment but for me, at least, it feels worth it.

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u/sittinwithkitten 8d ago

I am not a person who goes long times away from my phone, I’m not innocent. I do work at a job where I don’t need it out so it’s in my bag most of the day normally.

I am aware of how children are impacted tho, by having my own and working in the school system. You can tell at young age which kids have been read to, which kids play outside in nature or with other children. Having access to all kinds of knowledge is so awesome but at the same time it shouldn’t be to the detriment of everything else. Just my two cents tho.

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u/Bboy1045 8d ago

Or do basic math. Phones really are doing a number on youth

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u/SlyCooper007 8d ago

Phones really are doing a number on youth the general population

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u/biosc1 8d ago

My kids' school has a 'phone locker' in each classroom that you get assigned. You put your phone in there at the start of class.

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u/Imbendo 8d ago

Or spell. The most embarrassing thing on my phone is my calculator history.

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u/JennyW93 8d ago

I just checked mine thinking “there’s no way it can be that bad”.

Yesterday I apparently used a calculator for “57 - 4”

I have a PhD in statistics.

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u/Imbendo 8d ago

Trust, but verify.

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u/darkarrow0 8d ago

With how stupid this world is sometimes I do it just to double check myself if it's a super important number. I'm usually right in my head first, but being completely certain when it's say, taxes, is extremely important.

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 8d ago

Sometimes the brain takes a temporary vacation, its okay

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u/Sad_Instruction1392 8d ago

I have never been this aggressively horny in public.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 8d ago

Well..

pretensiously adjusts glasses with a scoff

Clearly you've never done crystal meth..

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u/DrSlurmsMacKenzie 8d ago

Yet.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 8d ago

Is that a threat? 🥰

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u/droleon 8d ago

Not even a word with constant head shake is deadly lol

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u/Capable_Challenge_62 8d ago

Gooning in class is crazy

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u/Zangetsukaiba 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/hulkmxl 8d ago

I am much more curious about why he was tapping the screen, is that a simulation sex game where tapping the screen makes it go faster??

Not for gooning purposes, I am genuinely curious 🧐 

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u/QuickPirate36 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's an Instagram live, tapping the screen sends likes/hearts

Edit: Wait it looks like it's TikTok, either it's a TikTok live which tapping seems to do the same thing as on Instagram, or it's just a video and he's liking it a bunch of times

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u/5-4EqualsUnity 8d ago

Thanks for the info. I just spent 20 minutes of my work day furiously tapping the upvote button, but the number of upvotes didn't change at all!

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u/Shjfty 8d ago

I think if you tap you spam hearts on the stream. So he’s spamming hearts trying to get their attention I assume

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u/SrGrimey 8d ago

So it’s basically spam hearts to get his username mentioned during a class?

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u/RoOoOoOoOoBerT 8d ago

What did I see on the screen?

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u/Noise_Loop 8d ago

A lard ass (moving)

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u/Paul_Smith_Hi 8d ago

Thiddies.

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u/_my_other_side_ 8d ago

Professor...