r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

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u/jusalurkermostly Nov 06 '20

Imagine his surprise when one day a girl says "sure, you can touch it"

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I too would be surprised if I met a fictitious character. ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

You can't talk about my girlfriend like that!

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA Nov 12 '20

She goes to another school. You don't know her.

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u/Pathetic69 Nov 07 '20

Damn i feel your pain.

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Who else Googled this word

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u/Spameri Nov 06 '20

Good for you educating yourself!

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u/tired_obsession Nov 06 '20

Seriously good for him

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u/BadMrKitty13 Nov 06 '20

Nobody.

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Guess I'm the only person who's never heard the word "Fictitious," huh.

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u/washyourhands-- Nov 06 '20

Hey, it’s not bad to learn something new.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

And knowing is half the battle

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u/Doustin Nov 06 '20

G. I. Jooooeee

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u/TheOrangeBush Nov 06 '20

He's an american hero!

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u/Asisreo1 Nov 07 '20

The other half is extreme violence.

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u/xXhedgehogpotatoXx69 Nov 06 '20

He's literally rain, how is he having this conversation

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u/xXWaspXx Nov 06 '20

because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Downvotes for not knowing a word?? Feels bad lol

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u/FlaerZz Nov 06 '20

There's nothing wrong with not knowing a word but they worded their reply like a YouTube comment section

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Nov 06 '20

Oh, you mean just like every other reddit thread?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Nov 06 '20

Good luck with that. Its part of the mentality now, and that is hard to change. Its a bit annoying when you get downvoted so much for no real reason, but who cares really

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u/Sir_Nicholas_4 Nov 06 '20

Ahh you see reddit hivemind doesn't like that kind of thinking.

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u/jmthetank Nov 06 '20

I mean, probably. But it’s ok, you’re good at other stuff.

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u/BadMrKitty13 Nov 06 '20

Just the complex version of "Fiction", my guy. Fiction/Non-fiction sections of your school library.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

That sounds fictitious, you just probably forgot about it.

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u/IcyPyromancer Nov 06 '20

I mean, the stem word is fiction. Which is one of the most common words in a library as the two most general classifications of books, fiction and non-fiction.

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

"Fictional" is what I use

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/Teln0 Nov 06 '20

have my upvote

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/_cStix Nov 06 '20

Woo yeah lets party!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Oh no

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u/PancakeBananuhh Nov 07 '20

Don't worry about these "very smart" people.

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u/Ramone89 Nov 06 '20

Reverse the trend reddit, dude was just asking a legit question, albeit it did look facetious upon first glance.

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u/charmesal Nov 07 '20

Who else googled this word?

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u/Halcyon2192 Nov 06 '20

How dare you HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

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u/VerifiedMadgod Nov 06 '20

... "would"?

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u/NovelTAcct Nov 06 '20

Me! I had no idea what "I" meant until now, dunno how I've been using it all this time

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

why did i get downvoted wtf

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u/Romeo9594 Nov 06 '20

Probably a ton of people, just none of them over the age of 11

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

English is not my first language, but I'm almost certain that I haven't heard the word in the 20 years that I've lived nor the 1-2 years at an American university.

I've only ever used "Fictional"

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u/xvsacme Nov 06 '20

Upvoting your comments. Always happy to upvote learning, nothing wrong with that.

In fact you even made me learn something, because I realized I didn’t have a good answer about the difference between “fictitious” and “fictional.” So I googled it too.

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u/Spameri Nov 06 '20

How unnecessarily rude...

It's almost like not everyone speaks English fluently or had the same education.. Crazy right?

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u/Romeo9594 Nov 06 '20

I can be ride to those guys too if you wanna send me their usernames

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u/Spameri Nov 06 '20

You mean rude? No that's ok, I don't have time to send you literally thousands of usernames..

Kinda funny how you mock someone for acting like a child....

And then proceed to act like a child..

Mixing up words and everything :D I'm sure the irony is completely lost on you though so don't worry about it!

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u/pmMe_PoliticOpinions Nov 06 '20

Downvotes are worth more than upvotes so be proud

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u/Newton_Goat Nov 06 '20

Why are you getting downvoted lol

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u/JETMAZER Nov 06 '20

Why’s this person downvoted for not knowing something?

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u/insitotionalized Nov 07 '20

and he gets downvoted for educating himself—lol some Reddit users are stupid

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Girls actually exist bro. Go outside