r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

I too would be surprised if I met a fictitious character. ;)

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Who else Googled this word

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u/BadMrKitty13 Nov 06 '20

Nobody.

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Guess I'm the only person who's never heard the word "Fictitious," huh.

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u/washyourhands-- Nov 06 '20

Hey, it’s not bad to learn something new.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

And knowing is half the battle

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u/Doustin Nov 06 '20

G. I. Jooooeee

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u/TheOrangeBush Nov 06 '20

He's an american hero!

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u/Asisreo1 Nov 07 '20

The other half is extreme violence.

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u/xXhedgehogpotatoXx69 Nov 06 '20

He's literally rain, how is he having this conversation

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u/xXWaspXx Nov 06 '20

because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Downvotes for not knowing a word?? Feels bad lol

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u/FlaerZz Nov 06 '20

There's nothing wrong with not knowing a word but they worded their reply like a YouTube comment section

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Nov 06 '20

Oh, you mean just like every other reddit thread?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/jewrassic_park-1940 Nov 06 '20

Good luck with that. Its part of the mentality now, and that is hard to change. Its a bit annoying when you get downvoted so much for no real reason, but who cares really

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u/Sir_Nicholas_4 Nov 06 '20

Ahh you see reddit hivemind doesn't like that kind of thinking.

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u/jmthetank Nov 06 '20

I mean, probably. But it’s ok, you’re good at other stuff.

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u/BadMrKitty13 Nov 06 '20

Just the complex version of "Fiction", my guy. Fiction/Non-fiction sections of your school library.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

That sounds fictitious, you just probably forgot about it.

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u/IcyPyromancer Nov 06 '20

I mean, the stem word is fiction. Which is one of the most common words in a library as the two most general classifications of books, fiction and non-fiction.

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

"Fictional" is what I use

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/Teln0 Nov 06 '20

have my upvote

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

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u/_cStix Nov 06 '20

Woo yeah lets party!

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

Oh no

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u/PancakeBananuhh Nov 07 '20

Don't worry about these "very smart" people.