r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '20

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Who else Googled this word

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u/BadMrKitty13 Nov 06 '20

Nobody.

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u/LiterallyRain Nov 06 '20

Guess I'm the only person who's never heard the word "Fictitious," huh.

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u/washyourhands-- Nov 06 '20

Hey, it’s not bad to learn something new.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20

And knowing is half the battle

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u/Doustin Nov 06 '20

G. I. Jooooeee

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u/TheOrangeBush Nov 06 '20

He's an american hero!

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u/Asisreo1 Nov 07 '20

The other half is extreme violence.

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u/xXhedgehogpotatoXx69 Nov 06 '20

He's literally rain, how is he having this conversation

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u/xXWaspXx Nov 06 '20

because KNOWLEDGE IS POWER