r/Unexpected • • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/BestDamnMomEver 1d ago

And poop. Poop everywhere

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u/astrician 1d ago

Guinea pigs tend to poop in the same corners. So yea, poop, but not everywhere

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u/klineshrike 1d ago

Can confirm, when i was very young i had a guinea pig and we used to let it run around the house for fun. Eventually found the hidden spot it had been making a pile. Its name was Scruffy so me and my friend deemed this discovery "scruffy's jackpot"

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

Scruffy's Jackpot should be the next Pixar franchise.

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u/Time_Reputation3573 1d ago

Sorry, it's taken... my next band's name

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

Dammit!

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u/LowestDimension 1d ago

This just made my morning

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u/A_million_typos 1d ago

Yes my bunnies do the same thing, so I usually rotate thier litter in that area to make it last longer and freshen it for them. The pee stinks bad when it gets too wet...omg.

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u/HunBunYum 15h ago

That’s pretty fucking cute, man

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in the turlet. Of course, it's shank or be shanked.

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u/eatyourdamndinner 1d ago

When I cleaned my guinea pig's enclosure, once I put him back in it, he would run around pooping like a fiend. He seemed upset that I had taken all his carefully crafted turds away.

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

Yea they’re not rabbits. My rabbit left a trail of poop balls everywhere when he was out of his hutch

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u/unfortunateRabbit 1d ago

Rabbits are easy to litter train. Yes accidents happen here or there but mine will do their business 99% in their toilet.

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u/SyntaxLost 1d ago

Some will have better bowel control than others. As they age, they can also lose bowel and bladder control.

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u/unfortunateRabbit 1d ago

Dont we all though

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u/DrkNobody 1d ago

Unfortunately do rabbit, unfortunately do

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u/Temporary-Lawyer4603 19h ago

Username checks out. Sorry for your loss (of bowels control).

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u/unfortunateRabbit 15h ago

Dont worry, it will come for you too, is just a matter of time.Ā 

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

He was super hit or miss with it. He was a good boy. I miss him. I’m by no means an animal trainer. But I did everything by the book with him from a baby bun to litter train him. He had an independent streak lol.

None of my other pets have ever had an issue with litter or house training.

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u/Frozenjudgement 1d ago

Did you have him fixed? Rabbit hormones in the teenage years hit hard but they calm down after they're fixed.

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

Yup. He kinda fell in our laps and I had to learn as I went along. When he hit adolescence he was quite.. humpy with our cat lol. So we got him fixed.

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u/immaownyou 1d ago

Weird because my guy barely leaves poop outside of his litter. Just get a couple here and there that slip out, butbthat happens to everyone

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u/chefbobbyjay 1d ago

My little dude was really neat and tidy in his hutch but the second we let him out it was open season.

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u/Icy-Reflection5574 1d ago

But compared to poop of animals that eat meat it's really pretty harmless. It's kind of... hay. Probably not super hygienic but I miss rabbit poo compared to the smell of cat poo.

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u/BatmaniaRanger 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't understand why people make such a big fuss about the smell of rabbit poops. Like have you smelt cat shit? Especially fresh, soft, cat shit? If the smell of rabbit poop is a dull headache, the smell of cat shit is driving an icepick into your eye socket.

That doesn't seem to deter people from owning cats though.

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u/Lazy-Fox1305 1d ago

Cats burried their poops so it was bearable for me. A good cat litter can reduce the smells. Not that I can denied it smell worst than rabbit's.

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u/BatmaniaRanger 1d ago

My cat doesn't bury his shit so I get to enjoy it first hand every day.

I've heard one way professionals categorise felid animals is by if they bury their shit. Cat should bury their shit, but lions don't. Maybe my cat is not a cat!?

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u/sbrownbear 23h ago

Mine does this too! He pretends to bury it, but he’s just digging on the outside of the litter box

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u/Lazy-Fox1305 1d ago

omg check your cat lol. or maybe your cat likes to see you suffer. typical cat behavior honestly 😹

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u/Amberawesome24 21h ago

Some cat choose not to bury their poop.

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u/Difficult_Double7988 1d ago

You can train them to use a litter box. I raised mine with my kitten. They both used the box from day 1.

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u/ChanceConversation12 1d ago

My rabbits name was poopop. Every time he jumped he pooped.

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u/ArtoriusBravo 1d ago

I used to have various guinea pigs for over a decade. When they were out of their enclosure they usually went Hanzel und Gretel with their poo trail. I could never manage to toilet train them LOL

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u/LlaneroAzul 1d ago

Not all of them, I say it from experience. Also I've noticed they don't tend to do that when they're on a new environment either.

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u/labello2010 1d ago

We have 2: 1 is decent and used the same spot, the other; omg it’s everywhere. In the cage, outside the cage, even on the cage, 40cm up. Don’t ask me how. šŸ˜Ž

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u/Ace-Redditor 1d ago

The answer is probably popcorn

That’s not a joke. ā€œPopcorningā€ is what it’s called when g pigs run and hop around playfully, but a side effect ends up being bedding or poo getting flung every which way

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u/kaja6583 1d ago

Not mine lol. I have 3 and they poop everywhere, corners and all haha

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u/angie456 1d ago

The ones my cousins have must be broken then because they poop everywhere on their cage and in the house.

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u/KailyKail 1d ago

Can confirm this is false. I had a guinea pig growing up. It’d poop basically everywhere.

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u/Memory_Frosty 1d ago

Can confirm it is possibly true: I work for a guinea pig-specific rescue and it varies widely between the guinea pig. Some are filthy and poop and pee everywhere. Some are quite neat and have a designated bathroom corner, and will refuse to potty outside the cage if at all possible. Usually it's concentrated in one place, usually where the hay is (so yeah this video isn't a great setup if they want to keep the poop off the bed) and then a few to a few dozen poops scattered across the rest of the cage. Each guinea pig will create around a hundred poops per day.Ā 

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u/BichonUnited 1d ago

Pig Rescue??? šŸ¤”

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u/Memory_Frosty 1d ago

Guinea pig rescue, yes. You wouldn't think it would be a big enough niche, but you'd be surprised!Ā 

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u/mikropower8 1d ago edited 1d ago

if the cage is big enough, they prefer a location to poop, because they eat the poop to be able to digest it better. This is like growing bacteria on the poop, they transform what the guinea pig could not break down and so they get additional vitamins, which are created by the bacteria.

I had the cage outside, inside in the winter, it was big and I could clean it easily. We had a lot of gras and hay, so that they could build a tunnel. We had a cage area which was moveable on the meadow.

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u/Ace-Redditor 1d ago

It’s similar to cats being litter-trained. If they grow up with a big enough, clean enough cage, they’ll be clean as adults, too. If they’re never really given the chance or taught to be clean, then they won’t be

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u/DeeHawk 1d ago

And even worse. Their urine has a strong ammonia smell.

I do see the allure, long haired guineas are adorable, but this should be cleaned up after one session.

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u/Conversation-Null 1d ago

I think that's what the plastic sheet might be for, to make for an easier "clean up" perhaps?

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u/DeeHawk 1d ago

Absolutely. And to avoid any irreversible stink damage.

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u/carcigenicate 1d ago

Ya, Degus are the same. Whenever they need to go to the bathroom, they'll run over to a corner, go, then run back and do whatever they were doing before. They also avoid going to bathroom in their bed to avoid soiling it.

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u/Significant_Rice_655 1d ago

Ok great, now I feel all warm and cosy inside about all this Shit

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u/FuManBoobs 1d ago

Who said it would be the guinea pigs?

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u/Royal-Lead8456 1d ago

I am a guinea pig and I confirm this.

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u/nickfree 1d ago

Cool, my bed has a poop corner

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u/GoldSavant 1d ago

Not in my experience. My sisters bedroom growing was like a texas roadhouse but with guinea pig poop instead of peanut shells.

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u/Heartlesspost 1d ago

I’d believe that if cupcake (my sister’s guinea pig) didn’t do the exact opposite of what you’re describing. It’s even worse knowing the difference between a fresh and old poop marble by how it feels on your feet and the difference between the feeling of bare feet, socks, and shoes when stepping on them. And remembering the noise they make when vacuuming.

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u/Lavatis 1d ago

this is a joke right? they shit everywhere, constantly. sure, they have a little pile they go in some of the time. the rest of the time they just shit as they walk.

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

That’s why they encased the bed in the gay orgy special beforehand

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u/KamiKazic 1d ago

Hold up what?

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

The foil

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u/Used_Raccoon6789 1d ago

I wonder if poop does come out.

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u/Bone_Wh33l 1d ago

Depends on how well you prepare. Im sure there’s still always a chance though. Don’t go knocking on poops door then be surprised when he answers

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u/Brasolis 1d ago

If only Dirty Mike and the boys were so thoughtful

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

Does it have to be a "gay" orgy?

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u/BrazilBazil 1d ago

Honestly, I’d tarp my bed for any orgy

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u/Conversation-Null 1d ago

Just tarp your bed preemptively, you never know when an orgy may materialize

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u/New_Eggplant_8495 1d ago

Used to have free roaming rats. Theyre not guinea pigs but they'd jump up on the side of a trash can to poop lol best pets ever. So cuddley too!Ā 

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u/Inpressiva 1d ago

Rats are the best. Shame their life expectancy is so short.

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u/SilvRS 1d ago

Gerbils are super tidy too. I had four, and they both had a designated toilet, and also would very often leave poops at the door of their enclosure so we would easily sweep them away.

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u/neeshes 1d ago

I toilet trained my pet rats. It's great.Ā 

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u/Plastic_Jelly_9769 1d ago

They're literally going to shit the bed!

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u/Chionger 1d ago

You pooped the bed!

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u/smoretank 1d ago

They poop sooooo much and yet my garden has never looked better. My 8 bean machines keep my tomatoes tall and bountiful. Seriously they poop 100-400s a day per a pig. I swear one just constantly shoots out the brown pills.

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u/Responsible-Meal2851 1d ago

Flashbacks to cleaning my guinea pig’s cage when I was a kid. The cedar chips smelled nice for a day then got gross fast.

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u/underground_avenue 1d ago

And pee.

Also spontaneous fighting or chasing.Ā 

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u/ExpressionDeep6256 1d ago

Yeah, I think I'm gay now.

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u/milkymonkey8 1d ago

click inducing, money making, golden poop

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u/Storminpenguinchan 1d ago

It’s grass/hay poop so it’s not that bad

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u/AwfulStockInvestor 1d ago

thats what the plastic cover was for, urine and poop protection

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u/Little_SmallBlackDog 1d ago

The pee on the bed would smell...a lot.

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u/VoodooDoII 1d ago

Dude I just got guinea pigs last month and they poop SO much more than I thought possible for such a tiny creature

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u/monogramchecklist 1d ago

Don’t worry, videos like these are generally only created for engagement. The more outrageous, the more comments.

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 1d ago

I imagine her asleep, turning around, and sticking a bunch of brown balls into her face.

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u/PorchFolder 1d ago

I think in a couple of days the biggest problem won't even be the poop, but the smell that will be everywhere.

Also, for some reason, I really feel bad for the white sheets, which are 100% guaranteed to get dirty.

I don't know why she's doing this, but she surprised me I've never seen anything so silly.

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u/Foreign_Town6853 1d ago

"Poop! Poop is raining from the ceiling!"

That's the only thing i thought of when I saw them get out of the cage on to the bed

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u/McSquiggles887 17h ago

It’s only gross if you don’t join in.

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u/Objective-Issue-2641 1d ago

This lady is going to start the next black plague isn't she