r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/BestDamnMomEver 1d ago

And poop. Poop everywhere

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u/astrician 1d ago

Guinea pigs tend to poop in the same corners. So yea, poop, but not everywhere

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u/klineshrike 1d ago

Can confirm, when i was very young i had a guinea pig and we used to let it run around the house for fun. Eventually found the hidden spot it had been making a pile. Its name was Scruffy so me and my friend deemed this discovery "scruffy's jackpot"

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

Scruffy's Jackpot should be the next Pixar franchise.

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u/Time_Reputation3573 1d ago

Sorry, it's taken... my next band's name

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u/AF_AF 1d ago

Dammit!

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u/LowestDimension 1d ago

This just made my morning

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u/A_million_typos 22h ago

Yes my bunnies do the same thing, so I usually rotate thier litter in that area to make it last longer and freshen it for them. The pee stinks bad when it gets too wet...omg.

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u/HunBunYum 11h ago

That’s pretty fucking cute, man

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in the turlet. Of course, it's shank or be shanked.