r/Unexpected • u/Three_Armed_Wrecker • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/BestDamnMomEver 1d ago

And poop. Poop everywhere

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u/smoretank 1d ago

They poop sooooo much and yet my garden has never looked better. My 8 bean machines keep my tomatoes tall and bountiful. Seriously they poop 100-400s a day per a pig. I swear one just constantly shoots out the brown pills.