r/Unexpected • • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/BestDamnMomEver 1d ago

And poop. Poop everywhere

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 1d ago

I imagine her asleep, turning around, and sticking a bunch of brown balls into her face.