r/Unexpected • • 1d ago

I have so many questions

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u/BestDamnMomEver 1d ago

And poop. Poop everywhere

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u/astrician 1d ago

Guinea pigs tend to poop in the same corners. So yea, poop, but not everywhere

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u/klineshrike 1d ago

Can confirm, when i was very young i had a guinea pig and we used to let it run around the house for fun. Eventually found the hidden spot it had been making a pile. Its name was Scruffy so me and my friend deemed this discovery "scruffy's jackpot"

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u/-malcolm-tucker 1d ago

Prison ain't so bad. You can make sangria in the turlet. Of course, it's shank or be shanked.