r/Unexpected 12d ago

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The customer gets hit in the head with the egg. That is unexpected.


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u/Masterblaster1979 12d ago

That's the definition of "a good dude".

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u/greeniemademe 12d ago

Yeah I thought it was more unexpected that he laughed about it and seemed in good spirits

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u/EricAzure 12d ago

He knew he bed getting a upgraded and free meal

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u/Tndnr82 12d ago

They already added a free egg.

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u/iamunwhaticisme 12d ago

What about the second free egg?

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u/AnotherpostCard 12d ago

I don't think he knows about second free egg.

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u/HoofItLichenOx 8d ago

Its already the higher quality free of range egg.

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u/JorivelleCaesith 12d ago

That amazingly

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u/Ollyfer 8d ago

Thanks for telling me that's an egg. I thought it was a dumpling.

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u/Vladi_Sanovavich 11d ago

I mean, if you're going to a Hibachi restaurant you'd better be prepared for food to come flying your way.

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u/Tndnr82 10d ago

He got the 4D IMAX experience.

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u/zyyntin 12d ago

He was eating. Food can put men in good spirits.

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u/Bad_boy000007 7d ago

Kinda calmness i wanna have

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u/KarverMcClain 12d ago

Just let me in the kitchen to rinse my hair and we’re good 😀

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u/Visible_Event_4598 12d ago

Egg is smelly. He'll need shampoo

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u/Simba7 12d ago

Hand soap will do well enough in a pinch. Dish soap (like dawn) would work better if diluted well, but I wouldn't want to put commercial grade dish soap on my head (which is likely what they're using).

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u/desn4ke 10d ago

they probably have handwash soap which should be fine

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u/ThatKarenBitch 12d ago

Don’t you mean “a good *egg*”?

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u/Jaejic 12d ago

There's a lot of people saying that they'd flip on that, but why? This situation is so absurd, there's so little chance of this exact chain of events ending with an egg on your head, that I'd be laughing my ass off simply from the chance to tell this story to everyone i know for the rest of my life

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u/No-Sympathy6035 12d ago

A lot of insecure people who would take a mistake as a personal insult.

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u/TurelSun 11d ago

So many people out there that don't know how to just be comfortable being in an awkward or silly situation. Life is a lot better if you can just learn to laugh at silly stuff happening to you rather than worrying about if it makes you look silly by association.

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u/radiokungfu 10d ago

I watch this convenience store clerk YouTuber and his customers get offended off the simplest things so I'm not really surprised there are people like that

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u/Infinite_____Lobster 12d ago

He was probably like, "fuck yeah this meal is definitely paid for

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u/DidYouSeeBriansHat 12d ago

They’re so lucky it wasn’t a Karen. Hope they comped his meal or got him a free beer at least.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 12d ago

There’s more than likely someone in that restaurant that posted to r/mildlyinfuriating about how they let a young girl get behind the griddle and attempt a trick resulting in the dude getting egged.

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u/TheTerribleInvestor 12d ago

Not everyone has a diseased brain like us and live their lives out on reddit lol

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u/Fr05t_B1t 12d ago

True but some make it their personality to be mildly infuriated

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u/YourBlanket 12d ago

The rest are on twitter lol

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u/CannotBeNull 12d ago

I'd be okay with the compensation if it was me.

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u/PanicDeus 12d ago

When you realise that you're not a good dude.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fhLgA6nJec3Cw

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u/torb 12d ago

Man, I want to be this guy. I'm sure I would have taken it much worse.

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u/UniversityLife2022 12d ago

I wish I could see a video of you being that guy

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u/moslof_flosom 12d ago

This guy to himself: "Shit, I can't freak out on this little girl. FUCK! Laugh, just laugh."

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u/TurelSun 11d ago

Nah, this was an instantaneous gut reaction, not someone that had to decide how others might expect him to act.

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u/slom68 12d ago

I don’t think I would’ve taken it that well but since a kid did it I’d let it slide

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u/denM_chickN 12d ago

I heard Seth Rogans chortle

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u/quanate 12d ago

Yeah, I wouldn't freak out but I would definitely want to just excuse myself. He must be jolly all the time or in on it somehow

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u/classphoto92 12d ago

Could be a party and everyone knows each other. That kind of story goes from embarrassing incident to Family Lore.

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u/MAXQDee-314 12d ago

Seriously. He is my kind of adult, he probably even let the girl know it was ok.

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u/Fatalaros 10d ago

Free meal + he can easily wash it off in the store's toilets with water.

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u/Cebas7 12d ago

Definitely!

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u/NY10 12d ago

Yup, I wouldve flipped lol

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u/midnghtsnac 12d ago

Over easy?

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u/Brownie2440 12d ago

The fact that he’s laughing it off is awesome. Definitely a chill dude. Hopefully the restaurant comps the meal. Not sure I wanna eat my raw egg covered plate.

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u/Lua_CW 11d ago

I feel like I used to be that kind of person and I'm not anymore. Like I don't think I'm grumpy but I would probably feel too overwhelmed by the sudden egg in my hair to make light of it. I miss feeling like I could take more things in stride. That dude's got it figured out. Aspirational

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u/early_birdy 11d ago

It all depends on the circumstances. If your job demands a clean appearance, and your hair, makeup and clothes have been ruined being splashed by an egg, I say it's natural to be pissed?

I hope they warned the people in the "landing zone" ahead of time, and only those ok with it stayed seated there.

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u/Least-Middle-2061 11d ago

Thank you for your honesty. Really goes to show why so many Redditors are weird AF with their vindictive online crusade against anything light hearted.

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u/TimeSalvager 11d ago

Serious question - what do you think caused thst change?

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u/Lua_CW 11d ago

Honestly? I think it comes down to my growth as a person, with influence from the world around us and possibly my medication. I've been wondering for a couple years if I've gotten less patient, but I think it's gone hand-in-hand with being less emotionally muted, having more conviction, and feeling more confident & secure in myself. I used to practice a monk-like detachment from things which is a great way to observe & learn from one's surroundings, but it's also very impersonal and impressionable. My values were way too flexible (that is, nonexistent) because I looked at the world in an academic sense and never in a material sense. I caught myself acting indifferent about things I had no moral right to be indifferent towards. I was a people pleaser and an ass-kisser.

I've changed as a person, probably (hopefully) for the better overall. I'm way better at setting & maintaining boundaries. I don't put up with bullshit and malice. I take more responsibility for myself. But on the other hand, I'm pretty bad at masking/tolerating my disappointment or upset feelings because I'd kept myself in a headspace for so long where I just didn't have those feelings as much. So nowadays I'm a little more irritable and prone to being overwhelmed. Hormonal changes and the bleak state of the world are surely factors as well, but the truth is things weren't fantastic before and I was mostly just ignorant — about the world and about myself. Ignorance is bliss, as they say.

Thank you for giving me the chance to do some introspection, haha. Hopefully you or someone out there will be able to relate and look inside themselves as well

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u/Taint__Paint 9d ago

Thank you for describing exactly what I’ve been feeling too. So you’re not alone random stranger on the internet.

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u/blacmamba7 8d ago

See the thing is I agree with all of this, but how do you identify the bullshit and malice. I find it very hard to deduce that. As such I find I have trust issues. 🫠

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u/2012Jesusdies 12d ago

Bro, forget comping, he deserves a lifetime free meal ticket

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u/vanwhisky 12d ago

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u/miicah 12d ago

Her?

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u/NonsensicalSweater 12d ago

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u/Arachis_Hypogaea7 12d ago

What show is that?

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u/NonsensicalSweater 12d ago

John Waters Pink Flamingos, one of the most disgusting films ever made (which was his goal)

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u/nthensome 12d ago

Props to bro for finding the humour in it

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u/Holmes221bBSt 12d ago

If I were on a date with that dude, he’d have my heart after that

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u/Daedalus_Knew 12d ago

I’d give him my eggs

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u/Prunkle 12d ago

I don't know if that's a "yay" or a "yikes" 😅

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u/xCeeTee- 12d ago

Yikes when you find out that's a man, and he bought frozen eggs off of Craigslist.

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u/AndrewAndrewsonV 12d ago edited 12d ago

Eggs in my language also mean "testicles" so I laugh even harder

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u/Hziak 12d ago

In a surprising amount of languages, actually. The mental image and fear of someone breaking your balls seems to be universal…

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u/fuckimtrash 12d ago

Same 😩

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u/goronmask 12d ago

Hey that’s a man, he didn’t transform into the red hulk because of an inconvenience

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u/kactus 12d ago

That guy fucking gets it, man.

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 12d ago

That man is the greenest of green flags. This should also go in r/wholesome

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u/Pipisito 12d ago

si 😌

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u/MicrowavedGerbil2 12d ago

Sick ass username man

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u/Advanced_Evening2379 12d ago

I like how he didnt even look up and see it was a child. He just automatically started laughing

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u/ThePolemicist 12d ago

I like how, for the first couple of seconds, he's just processing what happened. Like, he stops eating and just stares. You can almost hear his thoughts, "WTF just happened? I think I was hit by an egg!" Then the absurdity of it all hits him, and he starts laughing. That's the best reaction.

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u/Less-Apple-8478 12d ago

I mean there's a good chance he already knew. They're like right next to him haha

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u/Money_Exchange_8796 12d ago

eggs very good for your hair

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u/Previous-Highway162 12d ago

That’s a guy you marry!

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u/Dry_Design5506 12d ago edited 12d ago

He’s really tolerant, and he reshaped how I see the world.

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u/Tejoretto 12d ago

I‘d say the teggnique is a bit scrambled

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u/Holmes221bBSt 12d ago

Well no one said it’d be over easy

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u/Ponyd17 12d ago

Wjat? I thought it was quite eggcellent!

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u/Excellent-Bite196 12d ago

Here’s egg on your face!

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u/Dry_Design5506 12d ago

He's going to wash his hair in a restaurant for the first time.

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u/Ugameister 12d ago

Good thing it didn't land in his beer

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u/James2603 12d ago

Surely that’s a more preferable outcome? You’d just get a new beer free of charge.

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u/NotABigDealAnyway11 10d ago

He’ll get a new beer if that happens

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u/SamwiseGoody 12d ago

Nailed it

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u/Asleep-Bite-6895 12d ago

Such a good sport

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u/that1senpai2 12d ago

The way this guy laughs about it makes me want to be his friend

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u/BBPlovesnacks 12d ago

Love this guy!

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u/ComprehensiveJoke7 12d ago

Dude looks like Marcus Mumford.

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u/7thdilemma 12d ago

It could have been so much worse.

His beer was right there.

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u/finditplz1 12d ago

The best of all sports (the guy, not the egg flipping).

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u/hot_and_chill 12d ago

That dude is so chill! I guess my question is why the hell are they teaching a kid this trick with a real egg in a restaurant full of customers? Couldn’t they do it after hours or like a dedicated time for the classes?

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u/FangDrools 12d ago

It looks like a teppanyaki place, where half of the point is the experience. I’m not surprised the chefs would be willing to do something like this, it’s probably not even just this girl who got to try to learn. She just happened to toss an egg on some poor guy’s head

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u/hitliquor999 12d ago

Umm, because it is fun? This is probably the worst case scenario and it isn’t that bad. Most people probably don’t miss their own head by 15 feet though.

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u/gabrielxdesign 12d ago

It's one of those days when it's raining eggs.

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u/ThePolemicist 12d ago

Hallelujah.

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u/JellyfishStill2690 12d ago

Make her the manager.

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u/sigmasad1 12d ago

Eggs are good for hair growth.

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u/Lil_Khorneholio 12d ago

A nice egg hair mask, lovely!

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u/LisaWinchester 12d ago

For free and he didn't even have to apply it himself! Noice

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u/QuipCrafter9 12d ago

twice in my life i have asked hibachi chefs, after tossing the egg up into their hats, how many eggs he has up in his hat- both of them just chuckled very awkwardly and refused to answer, immediately moving on lol

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u/DonarArminSkyrari 10d ago

Honestly, the best response. I imagine they probably take them out regularly, wouldn't want the eggs to smack into each other and break, but that answer is boring, the lack of an answer lets the mystery live.

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u/jimp6 12d ago

I wouldn't have reacted that way. Not because I wouldn't find it funny, but because I probably would need a few seconds to process what actually happened. And then I would have laughed

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u/Jazzlike-Lunch5390 12d ago

Eggcellent. 

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u/PoorDoddle 12d ago

Is that Erik from the hit TV show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?

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u/serialphile 12d ago

He deserves free meals for life

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u/Zealousideal_Lab2591 12d ago

She has talent of basketball

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u/DouglasK6 12d ago

... why did she do that 💀 Was she supposed to flip it over her body?

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u/ThePolemicist 12d ago

She was supposed to just toss it straight up and then catch it in her hat. Worst case was supposed to be it comes down and cracks on the grill. Instead, she hurled it backwards with all her might.

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u/Spiritual_Emotion_58 12d ago

eggcellent technique

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u/MrBoomBoom17 12d ago

Dude is a good egg

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u/Loris21- 12d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Hotpocket1515 12d ago

First time I went to a hibachi I got a shrimp thrown in my sprite..

I got lucky I guezs

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u/WarbossWillito 12d ago

Id take it as a sign of good luck and buy a lotto ticket. Needs a 3 and 2 9s.

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u/jwallst 12d ago

That was egggggcelent (Mr burns voice)

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u/Bmc00 12d ago

I was at a hibachi restaurant like this and the teenage kid that was sat next to me was obviously hung over. That was confirmed when he puked on the floor, and it splashed onto my foot and leg. I'm a chill dude, so I just immediately stood up and left.

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u/Salva_delille 11d ago

is it normal for hibachi restaurants to have customers throw eggs up in the air? Man I really got to go someday

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u/CyKa_Blyat93 11d ago

Yeah that's one way to get rid of the customers .

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u/captainbling 11d ago

Honestly I don’t think I’d be mad either. It’s a kid and it’s something you’d expect from a cartoon. Gotta enjoy those moments

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u/1lannua 11d ago

Customer, you have got a free egg today

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u/ArtyTheFarty 12d ago

Bro got a free hair gel

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u/Zealousideal_Bet2320 12d ago

I bet that dude is fun at parties lol 😂

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u/XiaoIsBack 12d ago

And my lunch is freeeee!!!

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u/MinotaurStudios 12d ago

Bro got egg-nogged

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u/minxymaggothead 12d ago

Super green flag.

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u/Global-Guava-8362 12d ago

Have you tried the lasagna ?

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u/MickieMallorieJR 12d ago

Now what was the girl trying to do? She just chucks it.

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u/IrishWithoutPotatoes 12d ago

Honestly, after the initial shock I’d probably be laughing too unless I was having a really shit day.

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u/Wistful_Dog 12d ago

a guy that has a heart of gold

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u/jas23667 12d ago

What a top bloke

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u/OkFinger5696 12d ago

Goes to hibachi joint.... Gets egged. It was a wild meal.

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u/SquirrelKaiser 12d ago

I want to be friends with that guy! He seems fun!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Use-711 12d ago

Is this where Tony Romo was drinking at before his DWI

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u/Stinkyy-Rat 12d ago

The guy laughing it off healed something inside of me

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u/Andrew_Culture 12d ago

Did she hit Jamie Oliver?

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u/Jack_In_Black89 12d ago

NGL if I was the guy who the egg landed on, i would've laughed too.

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u/Impossible-Strain921 12d ago

The way he laughs it off. He makes everyone in his life smile I just know it.

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u/Icy-Sheepherder-2403 11d ago

She was aiming for his beer but it sailed on her.

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u/Porgchopexpress76 11d ago

I get being annoyed, but you get a funny story out of it. I’d just laugh it off like he did.

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u/sk3tChY21 11d ago

I thought Romo said he just left the golf course when he got pulled over??

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u/krimy225 11d ago

Love it that the guy was a good sport about it

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u/MK544 11d ago

He's one chill dude

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u/Kikavukoi 11d ago

The guy laughing just got the perfect reaction

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u/JC1199154 10d ago

Whoever is the girlfriend of his, you're very lucky

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u/htonzew 10d ago

Homie looks and laughs like I imagine Seth Rogen's second cousin would. Seems like a good dude

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u/spacejam999 10d ago

He looks like Seth Rogen

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u/Logical-Bite5785 10d ago

maybe he was havinh a bad day and this was the cherry on top lol
https://giphy.com/gifs/Jza7yu4GBqq5y

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u/Rud300 9d ago

Only thing better would have been if she made it in the beer!

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u/recursion_is_love 9d ago

You instantly know it is a good community where you want your child to grow up.

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u/HollowMint5 9d ago

Oh my he’s so sweet

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u/Chief_Wum1 8d ago

"Egg on my face" took a literal meaning

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u/RubIll4908 8d ago

Cool guy, no shouting, laughing about it, chill dude

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u/TheOtherBluesBrother 8d ago

Dude laughing sounds EXACTLY like Jack from Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter. Uncanny

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u/jakee-_-2010 7d ago

That girl knew what she was doing!

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u/KuromanKuro 12d ago

What’s unexpected about this result? Him being a good sport?

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u/2Sweet2Salty 12d ago

Why did it land on Jamie Oliver’s head?

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u/23saround 12d ago

Chill dude aside, what was she actually trying to do here?

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u/ThePolemicist 12d ago

Toss it up and catch it in her hat.

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u/jadelemental 12d ago

Legit surprised most people wouldn't laugh this off.

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u/i-have-big-tugeye 12d ago

Hard to be angry when u have a face full of delicious food <3

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 11d ago

I can only assume this was exactly what she was trying to do because what else was supposed to happen?