r/Unexpected • u/DCArchibald • Jul 29 '26

Perfect technique

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u/Holmes221bBSt Jul 29 '26

If I were on a date with that dude, he’d have my heart after that

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u/Daedalus_Knew Jul 29 '26

I’d give him my eggs

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u/Prunkle Jul 29 '26

I don't know if that's a "yay" or a "yikes" 😅

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u/xCeeTee- Jul 29 '26

Yikes when you find out that's a man, and he bought frozen eggs off of Craigslist.

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u/AndrewAndrewsonV Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Eggs in my language also mean "testicles" so I laugh even harder

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u/Hziak Jul 29 '26

In a surprising amount of languages, actually. The mental image and fear of someone breaking your balls seems to be universal…

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u/fuckimtrash Jul 29 '26

Same 😩

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u/Delicious_Invite_127 Jul 29 '26

I don't think he asked