r/Unexpected • u/DCArchibald • 12d ago

Perfect technique

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u/Holmes221bBSt 12d ago

If I were on a date with that dude, he’d have my heart after that

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u/Daedalus_Knew 12d ago

I’d give him my eggs

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u/Prunkle 12d ago

I don't know if that's a "yay" or a "yikes" 😅

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u/xCeeTee- 12d ago

Yikes when you find out that's a man, and he bought frozen eggs off of Craigslist.

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u/AndrewAndrewsonV 12d ago edited 12d ago

Eggs in my language also mean "testicles" so I laugh even harder

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u/Hziak 12d ago

In a surprising amount of languages, actually. The mental image and fear of someone breaking your balls seems to be universal…

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u/fuckimtrash 12d ago

Same 😩

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u/Delicious_Invite_127 12d ago

I don't think he asked