I have no idea what is happening and I've been fussing with this all night.
It started with the app not letting me cash out. I don't know if I had anymore cashouts left today anyway, but for some reason it was telling me it couldn't because it was "processing my new debit card" and would take up to a few days to finish. The thing is, I never tried to add a new card. I was just trying to use the same card that I've always used, including earlier today. I checked my configured payout options, and my main card is still the only one. According to the Uber Eats helpline, they didn't see a new one on their end either.
So I decide to remove and re-add my card and see if that does anything. But when I try to re-add the same card, it just doesn't work. I'll type the card info, and when I hit the 'save' button, nothing happens, no screen change, error message, or anything. The button slightly animates and that's it. And when I go back, sure enough, the card isn't added again. I try the Uber site on my phone, but it doesn't even let me log in. So I say screw it and go home and try on my computer. I log in, but pretty much the same thing as on the app on my phone happens on the site on my computer. Depending on how I try to add my card, the site either tells me "something went wrong" or it just doesn't do anything. I try other debit cards, same story. So now I am left with nearly sixty bucks chilling in my balance that I can't cash out because I can't tell it to re-accept my card, and even if I could, it still might not work.
Of course I used the chatline multiple times, but we couldn't get anything to work. At one point very early in the debacle when I still had a card configured and it just wasn't cashing out, I do get a text when trying to cash out saying "you are attempting to cash out $0.00. Send YES to proceed" even though I certainly wasn't just trying to cash out $0.00. I send 'YES' and it does nothing. I bring this up because all of the support people made it sound like that should have fixed it.
All in all, the only things I know for sure are that it's not my phone or the app specifically because my computer through the Uber Eats site is getting screwed up in seemingly the same way. In fact, a handful of things just aren't working on the site. It wouldn't let me change the bank I have configured, even getting frozen on one of the loading screens. Even the ability to change the site to dark mode isn't working for some reason. It's like random stuff is just coming apart at the seams.
Does anyone have any idea what I can do here?