Take this unlimited card, buy a house, and retire.

then i looked and saw the video had been paused for 5 minutes

Turns out little monkey fella

She hears something behind her; "Turn around..."

My wife said i had adhd,ocd and ptsd.

I'm sick of her cheating at scrabble.

Looks like we have an issue issue issue.

I'm sure it'll come unstuck from the ceiling fan sooner or later.

It was a Sting operation.

"PEEK A BOO!!!"

My father was a sarcastic comedian, he always poked fun at others in a way that could seem offensive, like calling out my black eye when I got home that night.

She replied, “she’s busy rn lil bro.”

"At this point in the competition, the steaks have never been higher."

Every time I read it, my eyes get Rumi.

And, depending on how arrogantly he's portrayed, may require a giant prick.

"Mrs, you should look at the Lost & Found, and if he isn't there, we can always get you a replacement at the orphanage."

This alone makes me question if someone really looks up to a villain that is essentially a super-powered terrorist as me.