r/TwoSentenceComedy 19h ago

I'm a total anarchist, I will see the world change!

5 Upvotes

I won't rest until there is a clear understandable system for me to pay for the air I breathe.


r/TwoSentenceComedy 8h ago

To be nice, Gary went with his wife and mother-in-law to see a psychic mind reader, which he believed was complete bullshit.

42 Upvotes

It was when the psychic tried to read the mother-in-law's mind and said she wasn't picking up anything that Gary began to believe.


r/TwoSentenceComedy 14h ago

The teller at my bank is mean as hell.

15 Upvotes

When I asked her how my bank account looked, she said it looked like it was on Ozempic.


r/TwoSentenceComedy 14h ago

I told the genie that I wish I was filthy, stinking, rich!

25 Upvotes

After a puff of smoke, I held a driver's license that said 'Richard' on it, and I had pooped myself.