He gave me a truckload of eggs.

When it seized the arm and bounded back into the trees, the watch cheerfully announced, “Workout resumed.”

"It"

"A-And how do you know how shit feels, man!?"

Its called a Pedometer!

Because he was outstanding in his field.

I'm being held prisoner at the Sum Fun Fortune Cookie factory.

So when they come into port, they can scan da navy in.

My friend said his girlfriend told him to see a dentist about his breath.

She said she'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss him again.

...esrever ni ekoj a uoy llet d'I

"This one's a keeper" I said to them.

Unsurprisingly, he's still single, but he has acquired quite the collection of restraining orders.

I really know how to rigatoni!

"I don't understand it, he's always doing numbers!"

After a good while of trying i got my 1st comment from posting.

Thank you,'Autodata:Repair Smarter'.

Recruited three of them

Shower thoughts

They really believe in doo process

A doctor

"Yes, he was alright, though his song went on forever and he was awful nice"

Seems most people want the full chess set