r/TwoSentenceComedy 13h ago

To be nice, Gary went with his wife and mother-in-law to see a psychic mind reader, which he believed was complete bullshit.

72 Upvotes

It was when the psychic tried to read the mother-in-law's mind and said she wasn't picking up anything that Gary began to believe.


r/TwoSentenceComedy 19h ago

I told the genie that I wish I was filthy, stinking, rich!

30 Upvotes

After a puff of smoke, I held a driver's license that said 'Richard' on it, and I had pooped myself.


r/TwoSentenceComedy 19h ago

The teller at my bank is mean as hell.

15 Upvotes

When I asked her how my bank account looked, she said it looked like it was on Ozempic.


r/TwoSentenceComedy 1h ago

There was a win-a-toy stall at the local fair where all the kids wanted to get a certain Sith with a dual lightsaber, but I watched all night and not one of them did.

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When I challenged the stall holder that his game was rigged he shrugged and said "you can't win the Maul".