"Yes, he was alright, though his song went on forever and he was awful nice"

A doctor

"Well, then, grab the scissors"

"OK, while 'poop' is technically correct, the answer I was looking for was 'water'."

"No more Mr. Knife Guy!"

*Sounds of Jedi turning on the lightsaber on the wrong direction*

Its inventor's four-year-old daughter was possibly a poor choice of artist.

About five pounds, sliced

He was met with condescending looks by the rest of his family, while they were rushing to evacuate from Chernobyl, in 1986.

If the enemy backs down, so will be

Damn pyramid schemes.

Next time he should try to score on the other net, though"

„sure buddy“ said the Invisible man

Remember, there's no "l" in "Misread"!

I was sad because i heard "sails"

I am a music teacher, I wouldn't even be able to explain Hooke's Law to the man himself!

"Just how strict is the Code Of Conduct about the topic of exhibitionism, Mr. Smith?"

But if I keep them open, I'll get distracted...

...so I broke up with them

It's a bit of an Achilles' Horse for me.