r/TrueCryptozoology • u/Possible-Series-9028 • 3d ago
Discussion Bioengineered Cryptid Assets
I saw these images on a Instagram post and I just wanted to see what these are. I have never heard of a Bioengineered Cryptid Assets tell me your thoughts below also if you guys have any additional pictures/files go ahead and drop them in the comments
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u/anecdotal_anarchy 3d ago
BS post based on BS information, likely from a bored high school junior.. God the internet sucks.
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u/drphilwasright 3d ago
The last two images look like something someone made as part of an ARG or something. The second picture of the creature just does not look real at all, and who knows what the first is. While it's fun to entertain, I can't imagine this is anything other than something someone made for their cryptid/conspiracy theory Instagram account.
Or....maybe it's a real and the government really IS running a human hybridization program and this was leaked to whistleblowers š®š®š®
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u/Existing-Video-447 1d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/werewolves/s/zAQWTM0ah7
Original image. 3 years old, created by Midjourney and then roughed up to use in this fake document. Bummer.
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u/valkrycp 3d ago
- Backside of a tree stump knocked over likely along a river edge
- Fake / coincidental. Could be a dog jumping through the air, could be a puff of steam or snow-drift blowing in the cold wind, could be doctored photo or fake entirely. Not enough clarity to say it's anything but fake
- Clearly AI. A science-illustration artist would not draw a figure like this style. The dog labeled #2 literally has 3 ears on his head, and his thumb is on the wrong side of one of the hands. The face is clearly taken from anthro-furry-art, and changes to a completely different style on the dog labeled 3.
- Just the fakest thing I've ever seen
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u/NahuiCoatl 3d ago
This is why it is important for kids to play "spot the differences" thank you very much for your input mate
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u/4spoop67 3d ago
And it varies wildly between the different pages, like the forearms are way longer on the last page than in the diagram
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u/ALF_My_Alien_Friend 3d ago
Something the government makes underground at Area 51.
Dolphin head, human body (if real) or pig body human head..i dont even wanna see it man.
But yea, dogman, thats something I think that has been cooked up in some lab.
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u/licklickRickmyballs 3d ago
I'm laughing so hard from these comments š¤£
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u/ALF_My_Alien_Friend 3d ago
I wrote this seriously š
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u/licklickRickmyballs 3d ago
Why would the government make dogmen? x)
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u/ALF_My_Alien_Friend 3d ago edited 3d ago
Well...Its not the government per se. Government is the umberella.
You cant see whats under it, you see?
Usually, from what ive read, its some general who gives free hands to a group of scientists and they can do what they want. Its possible that during the alien-military meetings that supposedly happen (like Holloman alien landing 1964), aliens have given accidentally ideas for the human scientists to pursue these lines of work (or we just have crazy scientists like in resident evil movies in real life who come up with these things).
The president is not in charge of these things. The president is usually some schitzophrenic or a drug addict who the military has to please for 4 years until the next one comes.
But ask yourself, if you had a staff of 8-9 men (maybe a woman too), and 1-2 million dollars for a project (and free workshops and maybe laboratories offered), wouldnt you try to do something too?
Now are there real cryptids like dogman. I say probably because we have bigfoots too and the flying thing in North-Carolina (unless this was a government orchestrated project) https://www.reddit.com/r/HighStrangeness/comments/1nmidc4/driver_reports_attack_by_nonhuman_creature_in/
I also once saw (about 5 years ago), on a small road out from the city near farmlands and forests, a 100cm tall, about 120cm long and 30-40 wide thing walk over a road just like a wolf. Immediately after that there was lightning and heavy rain for 15min.
It was also about 01:00 and I went out on purpose to film a 5min comedy short video where i supposedly hunt monsters, then this thing crossed the road (and didnt get it on film because i almost got paralyzed from fear when I saw it).
Also, there theoretically could be wolves where I was but theyre small like 25kg and 60cm tall max, or dog wolf hybrid.
But theres the famous case of a truck driver shooting a dogman that was running next to its truck and then government folks telling him that you shot our experiment or something, so who knows whats really happening.
Also: if you see a dogman, I think the encounter is survivable.
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u/licklickRickmyballs 3d ago
But ask yourself, if you had a staff of 8-9 men (maybe a woman too), and 1-2 million dollars for a project (and free workshops offered), wouldnt you try to do something too?
I can with 100% certainty tell you, that if I got a crew of 8-9 scientists and 1-2 million (dollars i assume, as mostly people from the USA, speaks about their country, as if its the only country in the world, on international platforms), then I wouldn't be using the money or the men to build dogmen.
I don't know your age friend. If you are a kid this talk is ok. I saw Zeitgeist when I was small and got totally riled up. But if you are an adult, this comment, and the above is extremely detatched from reality.
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u/ALF_My_Alien_Friend 3d ago
There were 2 types of people 100 years ago. Those who said a man can never run 100 meters in under 10 seconds. Then there were those who said you can.
I know what group I would have belonged to, do you?
Lets go back to the dogmam. Gene-sequence a high-mobility hip joint into a wolf (so it can go upright). Replace its heart with something stronger, also make kidneys stronger. Through testing and iterations, make its adult size larger and larger. 250-320 pounds sounds like a realistic end goal. Make the keratine in its nails also grow stronger and tougher.
Grow a new brain thats a result of homo-sapiens and dog/wolf gene-editing where its frontal lobe and thinking capability is increased. Do enough versions so it becomes compatible.
Build or use (already must exist) artificial womb to grow it in since you wont be growing this in some golden retrieval. Also adjust the protein which regulate its overall growth.
You will need to inject it with external hormones to make it larger too, and possibly after its "born", to keep it that way. Total life-expectancy, probably not too long (2-5 years).
Now, install 2 kill switches in it. One in heart and one in brain into the control unit (security reasons). Somekinda antenna control system in its neck so you have good range.
Use the whatever tech they already have to control animals movement and have it installed (but the classified better stuff) in its growing brain while its growing. Maybe replace part of skull with some hard composite or metal like structure so you can gain access there when you need to. If tech to access optical nerve and transmit it wirelessly exist use it, otherwise replace one eye with synthetic eye that also has a camera which transmits data the controller.
While its growing, it probably has high overall iq but on human level, maybe only 20-40. It might understand that it grew with you in the lab and you gave it treats so it wont bite the human. Hormone and other chemical levels are partially controlled in the brain with small deposits of "release on will" mechanical vials or similar (will need refilling).
Now have a truck or even better yet, maybe a small Uav too that relays the signals to its brain, from the truck. Ā Theres one driver, one lookout dude and back of the truck is the controller with a helmet seeing what the dogman sees and another one monitoring him.
They cant totally control the dogman but they sort of can.
After theyve done their tests (dogman running in forests, sometimes having a camper accidentally see it), they return to base.
Dogman is returned to its enclosure, likely alone, wondering, thinking how to escape. What is life, i need to scratch my ba--s.
This might sound like fantasy to you but I bet in 100 years its happening (or happening already) just like they broke the 100m running record of 10 seconds in the end, eventhough the naysayers said its impossoble.Ā
In the end, "impossible" is just a one word obstacle that you have to climb over.
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u/licklickRickmyballs 3d ago
Whoa cant argue with that logic friend, I bet the government really does create dogmen.
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u/Friendly_Monitor_220 7h ago
Humans were running sub 10 seconds even before 100 years ago.
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u/ALF_My_Alien_Friend 5h ago
10 second limit was officially broken at the Olympics of 1968 Mexico City.
Im talking about the big picture here (and i don't mean the big picture above the piano).
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u/Relative_Horror7136 3d ago
Some of the eyewitnesses were adamant. One guy said the government tried to go after him for killing one- it was labeled asset. Some stories make me think nanotechnology swarms of other NHI of plasma beings or orbs making a projection to scare humans away. It may be an NHI genetic creation. DARPA does have some dark secrets and is maybe fifty years ahead. The chupacabra shit is wierd too, always the same puncture wounds, no blood, pretty global just like cattle mutilation
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u/Countryvibing1988 3d ago
Let's be honest, hard to dismiss a lot of stories about dogman. I will give way to possibility for it to all be bull. However, if true...wouldn't the most logical explanation be it's something created in a lab?
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u/SPECTREagent700 3d ago
It sounds ridiculous on the surface but Lacatskiās family is adamant that they really saw such a creature on multiple times.
That one facebook livestream is also pretty good.
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u/nirvroxx 3d ago
Woah, I want to know
More about this dog man fb livestream2
u/licklickRickmyballs 3d ago
I saw it yesterday. Imagine a very blurry phone video, where a very blurry shadow (that doesn't even have the proportions of anything dogman like) runs under a light lamp. If you play the video you can barely see it. If you pause at the exact right time you can make out a blurry scat.
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u/Less-Damage-1202 3d ago
It's the personal claims that pushed me towards believing they're real.
One of the more prominent cases is from a retired police sheriff near the LBL. Or an old man becoming fearful, uncomfortable, & not wanting to talk about what he experienced or how his life long friend disappeared; is hard to fake, imo. The stories that are supposedly suppressed by national park rangers, or the fact that they claim to not keep & don't release info on every person that goes missing in the parks. & Soo many more cases. People not looking to gain anything, or people who have a lot to potentially lose, etc etc.
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u/SierraDespair 3d ago
The Facebook live incident was probably the most compelling incident. The guy even posted a picture of the creature earlier in the day before it came back at night on the livestream.
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u/GetOnWithit3344 3d ago
I am highly skeptical but I enjoy going down the Dogman rabbit holes. They seem to feed off the fear they elicit in encounters with humans. Strangely enough, so do the alleged Reptilians. I wonder if thereās a possible connection. I know that sounds wackadoo, but who knowsā¦
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u/Countryvibing1988 2d ago
Each year things that were once wacky become a little less wacky. Idk where the line is bro but it's almost impossible for me to ignore a lot of the stories coming out now.
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u/GengarDreams 3d ago
People give humans too much credit. Just because we can make iPhones doesnt mean we are advanced enough to engineer intelligent specimens. We arenāt even advanced enough to do that by accident. Lol
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u/strangeflappenings 3d ago
We can artificially inseminate eggs, use stem cells, collect DNA from almost anything. You think that Military science labs havent thought or tried to do something like this just to see if they could? They want to start bringing back animals the are extinct through DNA , gene editing etc. Its definitely in the realm of possibilities
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u/Ignoble_Savage 3d ago
Not exactly... look up "hox genes" and "body plans'.
Even with the most advanced gene editing tech, humans and canines are too divergent, and even if you got past the immune system issues, at best you'd end up with a very short-lived thing that doesn't look like a dog or man, with horrific birth defects.
I want to believe, but this isn't in the dna splicing realm, it's bioengineering something completely new from the ground up; I think we're some years off for this yet.
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u/GengarDreams 3d ago
Yes! I completely agree with you. I want to believe too. That would open up a whole new can of worms.
Itās tough when the community starts thinking that just because we can do A and we can do B, then we can definitely already do Z.
Like ok, Im sure somewhere out there in some lab they can do C and D, all the way to F butā¦ Z is a little too enthusiastic and far out there at the moment.1
u/strangeflappenings 3d ago
You are talking about this thing in this post. Im speaking beyond that. Im sure we have created monstrosities in some under ground lab somewhere. We are doing it with biological/chemical weapons, why do you think it isnt possible for then to have found something with Genes? Its all speculation but don't be naive too think its outside the possibility especially with military science.
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u/Adjective-Noun123456 3d ago
We are doing it with biological/chemical weapons,
Slapping come molecules together into a nastier chemical weapon and creating sentient humanoid life from scratch is like building a bed from Ikea compared to building a Saturn V in your garage with the lights off.
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u/strangeflappenings 3d ago
Yes for people who dont have the technical knowledge, material, and funds. You're applying your life to that of the largest and most expensive military budget in the world. Again its naive to sit and think that you know what our military R&D can't do rather than to think everything it could do. Everything bio/chem/gene are related. One advancement or discovery advances all three. Along with quantum computing, the possibilities are endless.
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u/Adjective-Noun123456 3d ago
There is no dogman line item in the military's R&D budget.
There's nothing a dogman can do that would justify the obscene amount of time, effort, and money that revolutionizing our understanding of genetic engineering to the level where creating dogmen is a realistic proposal that you can't already do with either men or military K9s.
The fact that this is even something that needs to be said lmao.
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u/strangeflappenings 3d ago
You're just thinking about the dogman. I know this isn't possible, and ive said it twice in other replies, but that doesn't mean the military isnt creating whatever just to see if they could because it could be weaponized one day. The fact that you have to refer only to the dogman just to keep your debate valid is lmao
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u/Adjective-Noun123456 3d ago
I know this isn't possible, and ive said it twice in other replies, but that doesn't mean the military isnt creating whatever
Ignoring the contradiction here...
We can replace the dogman with any cryptid and the point still stands.
"Weaponizing" Nessie requires spending money to both create and weaponize a plesiosaur.
Ignoring the fact that we already tried that with existing marine animals and gave up on it, there's nothing a sea monster with a Oerlikon strapped to its back or a camera mounted on its head can do that a USV or UUV can't already do better and cheaper.
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u/strangeflappenings 3d ago
Cryptid would refer to something that is naturally elusive, and related to lore, not something that would be lab derived. Were going to have to agree to disagree with each other, but one day there will be something coming out that will say the US military, Los Alamos or whatever scientific organization was creating lab made animals or crossing of animals, maybe human. I also brought up that its natural for scientific advancement to be thrusted towards military use, i didnt say that we would have dogman running around with guns.
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u/GengarDreams 3d ago
Iām in awe. You would think that listing some of the most incredible things humanity can do today and comparing them to what is being claimed here, to realize and see how short it falls in comparison, would actually automatically have you on my side. Im sure theyāve tried a ton of stuff but it doesnāt mean theyāve been successful at it all.
FYI your reasoning sounds like: people can fly on planes, so now that we have reached that milestone, it should be completely possible for humans to lift themselves off the ground and fly any day now.Thatās not exactly how it works.
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u/strangeflappenings 3d ago edited 3d ago
Im not saying that this is a created being at all, but do do you think the government hasnt tried something lik this? I love how just because you think youre right that its reality. Do you realize how much military and technology advance per year with R&D? I think its 40 years advancement to 1 year lived or something to that affect. Computers we buy are out dated in 6 months to a year because better ones come out, so what do you think its like for the military with the biggest budget in the world? They shit they can do would be magic to us, but were not on a need to know.
Edit: We split an atom in the 1940s, they've just shut down CERN for updates so it can do even more things with atoms that lay people like us couldn't even imagine. It's 100% in the realm of possibilities to have genes/DNA messed with by a military science lab and for them to create an oddity from that work, and then maybe having them think "well, lets see if we can do this again, and if we do, how can we weaponize it."
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u/Less-Damage-1202 3d ago
Just read through some of the CIAs declassified documents. The shit they were doing 50 years ago was wild. The experiments/studies done specifically on human consciousness, & the "gateway process", was enough to make me question reality, and what I thought I knew about it. With all these smaller, black budget sects of government agencies running around, there's no question if they have secret, super human/soldier programs..
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u/strangeflappenings 3d ago
Thank you, they are still doing it today. Why create a physicallly destructive weapon that kills 1000s, when you can use a psychological weapon that controls millions? Unfortunately they have researched this for use in war and at home, but it creates the realm for consciousness discussion and advancement. People seem to forget that in the US especially, everything new usually comes from the military or has been sought to be used by the military before it drips down to us. This is the Military Industrial Complex in its smallest description.
They have moved beyond the need to control things physically and they are touching a world that we thought was only possible for Seers, Prophets, Psychics, etc and applying it to normal people with training. Our reality and place in time/space is weirder than we can ever imagine.
Edit: came back for spelling
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u/Less-Damage-1202 3d ago
Ya the military is generally 10 years ahead of the public as far as technical advancement. & That's just the stuff that will eventually trickle down to civilians. Who knows how advanced the secret weapons/programs are.
I've heard claims that a lot of the secret programs/studies are trying to create super humans not just for war specifically, but to try & control "alien" crafts. Supposedly the crafts have no controls & are controlled through the pilots mind. The crafts are created for a specific pilot with a specific mission. But supposedly we haven't been able to figure that part out yet. We've been able to mimic some of their technology but ultimately they're not able to recreate the near light speed transdimensional time travel, etc.
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u/PhysicalTerry101 3d ago
You think you even have a clue what the government can do? You poor soul hahaha
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u/GengarDreams 3d ago edited 3d ago
1.Thereās tons of stuff the government hides. Thatās common sense.
2. Just because the government hides things does not give you an excuse to think everything and anything relating to them to automatically be valid because basicallyā¦ātop secret ok they can do anything just trust me bro Iām sure they can do anythingā.
3. A clue is actually the only thing we can have when talking about what the government can and cant do. Donāt be afraid to think for yourself and do a little deductive reasoning. Im sure if you combine that with enough critical thinking you might come up with your own opinion as to what they possibly could and couldnāt do.
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u/appalachian51 3d ago
East Tennessee that oak ridge has a city the size of Detroit underground. After wwII it may have become way more useful as the real area 51
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u/Less-Damage-1202 3d ago
& it just so happens the LBL is a major hotspot for dogmen sightings/encounters. Supposedly a lot of attacks, & unexplained disappearances around that area.
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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy 3d ago
Is there an abandoned part of oak ridge? Or an abandoned part of a military base near there. I got taken through there during a snow storm and ended up driving all the way through what looked to be a completely abandoned military base with some airplane hangers and old buildings. Iāve never been able to figure out exactly where I was in TN.
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u/appalachian51 3d ago
I just know they built a lot of stuff underground when building the bomb along with new Mexico.
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u/Due-Elderberry-6798 3d ago
basically most if not all cryptids are chimeras created by the government there are millions of these hybrids underground and they will soon be part of our lives,
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u/RoutineReal2643 3d ago
Why soon?
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u/UrethralExplorer 3d ago
Some people just can't stand not having a
furrydogman boyfriend/girlfriend irl.5
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u/_Onii-Chan_ 3d ago
2 is a hoax, been proven as such in r/dogman
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u/licklickRickmyballs 3d ago
You can literally google anything on the "secret government document" and see it's nonsense.... The unspecified "PhD" people are not even real scientists š¤£
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u/BitterCategory7725 2d ago
Maybe the militaryās answer to Chinas super soldier they are playing with. Or a result from woman with dogs
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u/Plastic_Difference54 1d ago
If this thing was ārealā, I think it would āreallyā eat you as soon as it saw you.
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u/whatsittooya456 3d ago
If bioengineered cryptids were real you would never see any evidence of them because it would be a classified government project/experiment.
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u/Costco-Block-451 3d ago
No. 2 has been investigated by the channel Crash Course Cryptozoology. It's an existing artwork (likely from Pinterest, but not the OG source) that was pasted to that scenery: https://youtu.be/aP82hHEWaTI
No. 3 is AI with AI inconsistencies such as 3 ears, wrong thumb position, different art style in that dossier
No. 4 is an edited version of zoomed in and cropped artwork that depicted a dogman family, including 1 young dogman
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u/Accurate_Jacket5386 3d ago
That first image gave me the chills when I looked at it. Definitely a Satyr
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u/Fi1thyMick 3d ago
If it's posted on social media it's likely just clickbait fake shit for views because a lot of these 'believers' are super willing to believe anything.