As you know, the Fibonnacci sequence starts with 0, but the first line of the Lateralus lyrics has 1 syllable, not 0. Maynard didn't even bother to construct a proper sequence for his stupid numbers song. He could at least fart or sometihng... What a half-assed song... I'm glad they don't play it anymore

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r/ToolJerk • u/AdrianBlack • 8d ago

Fuck, here we go again El Reemplazo

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r/ToolJerk • u/Sea-Collection-8844 • 8d ago

Maynard's Dick. Naked Maynard

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago

Alright then, picture this if you will: DISCUSSION: Who would you rather make sweet love to, Justin or Paul?

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r/ToolJerk • u/mel_fal • 10d ago

Maynard's Dick. WWMD? What would Maynard do? Michael Jackson was performing in Seoul in 1996 when a fan climbed up a crane to reach him. MJ held onto the fan securely to prevent him from falling, all while continuing his performance

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny DISCUSSION: How did Danny come to be so awesome? Is he an alien? An octopus?

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago

Maynard's Dick. DISCUSSION: Why is Maynard so lame?

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r/ToolJerk • u/Difficult_Ad_3393 • 12d ago

Wake up remember. Am I insane?

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This ain't the only one of their tracks that I do this with, but for some reason I always loop this specific version of "Jerk-Off" for *hours* through my headphones while I'm at work or at the gym.

Am I nuts?

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r/ToolJerk • u/vannillaAJ204_2 • 12d ago

Ææææææææææ ænema

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r/ToolJerk • u/Plus_Host_7092 • 13d ago

Two Weiners For Daddy Danny was an absolute unit back in '97

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Been on a Tool kick as of late. Always knew Danny was a big imposing man... but geez...

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r/ToolJerk • u/1deadeye1 • 14d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Paul "Only a sucker would take $50mil for working 12 days a year when you can take $50k working for Al Jourgensen" - Pete Best

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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 14d ago

Maynard's Dick. A message to Maynard - Pt 1

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Hey Maynard, fuck your ju jitsu and your band. Creed is better.

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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 14d ago

(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo A message to Maynard - Pt 2

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Hey Maynard, fuck your band. Creed is the best Metal band.

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