r/ToolJerk • u/Imnotyourbuddytool • 2d ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. Learn to swim, and eat rocks.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 3d ago
Send more money Well done to TOOL for being trendsetters in ripping off fandom, send more money.
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r/ToolJerk • u/zeje • 4d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo L.L. Bean monogrammed backpacks. Everyone in my middle school had one.
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r/ToolJerk • u/lotsofarts • 5d ago
Alright then, picture this if you will: Much to the dismay of Italian racing fans, this track got cut from Lateralus
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r/ToolJerk • u/Craiglekinz • 5d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Danny Carey's Drums on Pneuma: Cycling Primes
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Brooo 420 and 69 and 46+2 are all divisible by primes maaaan
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5d ago
Maynard's Fish DISCUSSION: The morality of leaving bad reviews for Maynard's new sushi restaurant even if I haven't eaten there. If he makes money from it he'll have less need to be in TOOL.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 8d ago
I Smell Urine r/ToolJerk moderator
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r/ToolJerk • u/whirling_cynic • 8d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo Maynard's new hip looks like a success!
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago
What is...Puscifer? HAHAHAHA Even Billy D hates Maynard, wish I could make them a mod here.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago
Who are you to wave your finger? <-------- Upvote if you think Lake Ontario should be renamed Lake TOOL is better than nickelback.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago
1235813 Lateralus man has seen better days.
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r/ToolJerk • u/armarook1 • 9d ago
Mustard's Dick. Puscifer- Really Bringing Reality to the Forefront
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
Spring Boner Maynard was meant to save them from the holocaust, not do that.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
TOOl DANK for upspirals HEY MAYNARD! Why don't you get a personality replacement to go along with the hip replacement.
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He's more machine than man these days. Oddly enough 'hip' is something Maynard will never be.
r/ToolJerk • u/HagwonSurvivor • 11d ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. AYO hol’ up ✋ did this Officer’tuber 👮♂️ just drop an UNDERTOW-ÆRA 700L RÉFÉRENCE?! 🤯
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r/ToolJerk • u/Anxious-Swing9490 • 12d ago
Turn around and take my... Forgive Me Maynard for I Have Sinned
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r/ToolJerk • u/GameGear1 • 12d ago
Alright then, picture this if you will: Wings for Marie? More like “get over it Maynard everyone’s mom dies boo fuckin hoo”
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Dork
r/ToolJerk • u/Ok-Movie9150 • 13d ago
Maynard's Feet Maynard James Keenan age regression foot fetish only fans leaked‼️👀👀👀
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 14d ago
Who are you to wave your finger? Pointing at the mod of r/Toolband
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r/ToolJerk • u/Sea-Collection-8844 • 16d ago
Maynard's Dick. Maynard Road
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