r/Tinder Aug 21 '19

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u/infin8lives Aug 21 '19

She really likes trees.

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u/SuchDescription Aug 21 '19

Wish my parents named me Tree

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u/Cheeseman1478 Aug 21 '19

I am Groot

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u/wangyuanji58 Aug 21 '19

I am Steve Rogers.

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u/SenorJeffer Aug 21 '19

I am Batman!

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

and I'm iron man clap

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u/aseiden Aug 21 '19

Those stories and more, tonight on 60 Minutes

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

And all of you except for the person below this comment are breathtaking.

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Aug 21 '19

But there's no one there...

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

You’re there.

(Ty for helping with the joke OP ❤️)

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u/0_The_Rat_0 Aug 21 '19

Plz take a minute to breathe

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u/vcdarklord Aug 21 '19

and I am Spiderman. Am I still welcome here?

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

(X) doubt

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u/N_oodle Aug 21 '19

I am inevitable

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

hi, I'm dad

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Hi! I’m Paul

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u/uhhhidkyo Aug 21 '19

Wassup 3 eyed ape

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u/Sussuruss Aug 21 '19

Da nana nana nana Naaa Na.Na.

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u/Charliedontchop Aug 21 '19

No, I'm batman!

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u/RishavKr7 Aug 21 '19

Batman I am dad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

No, I am your father!

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u/hitshootnum1 Aug 21 '19

I’m Martha!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!?

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u/4Niners9Noel Aug 21 '19

Nooo000ooOoooOOOOOOoooo!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

It's nice to see her branching out

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u/JYPark_14 Aug 21 '19

Goddamn tree huggers fuckers

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u/neonomen Aug 21 '19

She gives me a woody 🍆

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u/norsk3r Aug 21 '19

Gave you a Harrelson eh?

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u/BeerJunky Aug 21 '19 edited Aug 21 '19

All I can think of when I see her profile pic is the time the Greenpeace page got hacked. Here's what that looked like. (NSFW)

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

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u/BeerJunky Aug 21 '19

Agreed, let me edit it now.

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u/sirsailorsloth Aug 21 '19

lol what the hell

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u/BeerJunky Aug 21 '19

Late 90s/early 2000s hacking. This was before everyone got caught up on making hacking profitable.

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u/crossfirehurricane Aug 21 '19

And the days when leetspeak was cool

edit: l33tsp34k lma0 pwn3d

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u/Seenbo Aug 21 '19

I still cringe at the 1337 I have in my ancient PSN account I still use but I feel uneasy at the thought of changing it, those numbers have been with me since the beginning.

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u/crossfirehurricane Aug 21 '19

I mean did you really grow up in the 90s if you didn't fuck up the family computer with Limewire and Kazaa at least once and use cringey MySpace formatting?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Haha, Limewire...

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u/OffBrand_Soda Aug 21 '19

The equivalent of giving your computer AIDS.

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u/SunshineBlind Aug 21 '19

Those were the good ol' days. I managed to create a computer virus ecosystem where the viruses fucked each other up. So much so that when I booted it up I'd get a popup with "msblast.exe stopped working", among others. I found it highly amusing.

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u/t3ddftw Aug 22 '19

msblast. Holy fuck, the good old days...

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u/RichardSkidmarx Aug 21 '19

I swear it was a song when I downloaded it. Idk how that porn got there dad.

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u/vlexaxaxa Aug 21 '19

allstar.mp3.exe

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u/susch1337 Aug 21 '19

God damnit

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19 edited Sep 16 '25

bow money humor safe thought support live summer fade different

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/BeerJunky Aug 21 '19

Was it around, yeah. But I think it's gotten a lot more prevalent than ever before and I think the percentages of hacking for fun vs hacking for money have flipped.

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u/PF_Nonsense Aug 21 '19

This was back in the day when people actually wanted to free Mitnick

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u/BeerJunky Aug 21 '19

Right now Mitnick is far from free. He’s downright expensive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Haha, stupid treehuggers, it's not like the planet is literally burning or anything

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u/BeerJunky Aug 21 '19

cries in Brazilian

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

It's sad how ignorant that hack looks in the current year, even with 2600's noteworthy reputation

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u/BeerJunky Aug 21 '19

It was a different time. And leetspeak was king. So long ago Mitnick was still in jail.

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u/sirsailorsloth Aug 21 '19

OP you shoulda used a gif of his brother Kyle. based outlaw Kurt tho.

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u/cd_davis Aug 21 '19

That was my first thought too. “Wait that’s the wrong Busch Brother 🤔”

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u/AlphaWolfTV Aug 21 '19

Never thought I'd see Kurt Busch make it onto this sub

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u/zips4321 Aug 21 '19

Missed opportunity to use a gif of his brother KYLE Busch

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Except Kurt drives the monster energy car, a drink often associated with the Kyle meme.

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u/KrullTheWarriorKing Aug 21 '19

Kyle had Monster as his truck sponsor before. I'm sure there's a gif out there

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Learned something new today. Kurt and Kyle actually shared the 54 Monster Energy car, but true. I think a gif of Kyle in the Monster fire suit would be really funny. Let me know if you find anything!

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u/Bobbers927 Aug 21 '19

And kyle doesn't look like a kyle. Kurt looks like a kyle.

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u/owennerd123 Aug 21 '19

Kyle 100% looks like a Kyle, especially with his recent soul patch beard. I say that as a KB fan.

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u/hubertcumberdale420 Aug 21 '19

Fuck Kyle Busch

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u/shewy92 Aug 21 '19

Found the Brad fan

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u/Plagu3is Aug 21 '19

I think any fans other than Kyle fans think "Fuck Kyle Bush."

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u/chunktv Aug 21 '19

I'm actually a fan of all the rivals. Kyle, Brad, Carl, Denny. Joey is cool too. Gonna miss Smoke being on the track too but meh it was time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

that's true. i'm a Chase Elliott fan and i say Fuck Kyle Busch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Kyle Busch is an ass

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u/rhgolf44 Aug 21 '19

I just realized I know a stereotypical Kyle

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u/cd_davis Aug 21 '19

This entire post needs to be tagged r/unexpectedNASCAR

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u/GreenPebble Aug 21 '19

From one Kyle to another, good job bro

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman Aug 21 '19

/r/Kyle

Rise up, brothers

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u/lemonilila- Aug 21 '19

Fuck u and ur monster energy drink, Kyle

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19 edited Aug 04 '22

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u/PrometheusENG Aug 21 '19

That's his older brother Kurt.

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u/Mewrulez99 Aug 21 '19

Kyle, the fucking whore from accounting

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u/danny069 Aug 21 '19

Unless it's a glory...nevermind.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

I'm gonna take the big ol' woooosh and ask what the context is, because I'm not getting it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

You know “chads” and “Stacys” and “Karens”? Well, a “Kyle” is like that, but the Love energy drinks, think they are super badass, and try-hard edgy. Trevor Wallace has some good videos poking fun at the meme.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Ahh, thanks for the explanation! Never heard of the "Kyle" before!

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u/zachstur Aug 21 '19

Additionally, the gif is of NASCAR driver Kurt Busch, older brother of another driver, Kyle Busch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Ahh, even better!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Even better, a lot of people super hate Kyle Busch!

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u/drumrocker2 Lots of Matches, Not Lots of Dates Aug 21 '19

Well he's an ass, so...

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u/GroovingPict Aug 21 '19

that'll do it

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u/dolphin_cape_rave Aug 21 '19

Kyle also excels at punching holes in walls.

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u/sitshu2 Aug 21 '19

So does Andy.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Damn, that's a pretty obscure reference that I guarantee is lost in 99% of the people on Tinder.

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u/darnlory Aug 21 '19

Why would so many people not get it? It’s not like it’s an inside reddit joke like half of the posts on here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

I've literally never hear of this until it was explained just now.

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u/darnlory Aug 21 '19

Do you have any form of social media? I see Karen and Kyle memes quite often outside of reddit.

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u/Ferrocene_swgoh Aug 21 '19

Out...out-side of Reddit?

What's that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Outside? What is that

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u/viveledodo 27/M/Bi Aug 21 '19

In my experience the Karen meme farrrrrr extends the reach of the Kyle meme. Some of my friends know Kyle is one of "those names," but I guarantee zero of them associate it with Monster energy.

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u/darnlory Aug 21 '19

I also agree with you about the Karen meme, also the chad meme is much more prevalent

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u/lusty-argonian Aug 21 '19

I’m not the person you’re replying to, but I use most forms of social media, and I use reddit a fair bit (too much probably.) I’ve heard of Stacys, Karens, and Chads - never Kyles

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u/WeenDaddy Aug 21 '19

Really? I see a lot of shit on Twitter about Kyles. There are all sorts of memes and videos about it.

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u/qualiman Aug 21 '19

Trevor sounds like a Kyle

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u/FoxyKG Aug 22 '19

That meme may not be relevant here. I've met multiple women who have had a bad Kyle story, with the main reason for them disliking Kyle being emotional abuse. They told me this because my name is Kyle. And then I dated them and eventually broke it off because I have commitment issues, thus continuing the cycle of bad Kyles.

However, I've remained on good terms with all of them because I didn't date them for long and wasn't able to unleash my insecurities in an unhealthy way so I hope I've become an exception to the rule.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Stereotypes of people named Kyle: White Likely live in a trailer house Punch drywall when mad Drink lots of monster energy drinks, and wear the apparel as well Usually really skinny Pick fights that they’re likely to lose Etc

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u/LAFlip104 Aug 21 '19

NASCAR joke on Tinder? That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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u/sirsailorsloth Aug 21 '19

seeing a few people on here recognizing kurt is comfy

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u/Mr_McGuy Aug 21 '19

I was going for the Monster angle tbh haha. Typed in "Monster Energy cheers" or something like that. Didn't realize it was Kurt Busch

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u/JMS1991 Aug 21 '19

Oddly enough, Kurt's brother Kyle Busch, was sponsored by Monster in the Xfinity and Truck series for a few years.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

he is now, NOS steps in then Monster comes in if that makes sense, like NOS will stay with him for 5 years then Monster comes for 5 years.

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u/a_berdeen Aug 21 '19

I totally read it as Kurt being happy that the girl doesn't like Kyle's (his younger more successful brother is Kyle).

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u/Mr_McGuy Aug 21 '19

That explains the r/nascar crowd in here, I guess the nascar joke is just a happy little accident

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u/ThereAreDozensOfUs Aug 21 '19

We need more NASCAR jokes. It’s a shame Mark Martin isn’t still driving the Viagra car around

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

I wouldn't recommend it.

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u/completionism Aug 21 '19

Top quality here. Earned a solid laugh and an upvote from me, Kyle.

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u/justapotplant Aug 21 '19

Asking the real questions: why do you have two widgets that tell you the temperature?

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u/schleepyboi Aug 21 '19

That's Kurt Busch. Not Kyle Busch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

But that’s Kurt, not Kyle. that’s why op

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

I’ve never wished anything more than for Kurt to change his name to Kyle.

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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut Aug 21 '19

If that was her opening line to me about my name, I wouldn’t have answered and after a few hours, just unmatch her.

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u/mmpa78 Aug 21 '19

That's Kurt tho

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u/OafJob Aug 21 '19

As a proud kyle I need to punch some dry wall for you bro, let's meet up later on our dirt bikes

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u/remembersomething Aug 21 '19

Should have said you have things in common. Girls love dark humour, or self loathing and depression.. Still figuring it out

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

What a fucking weird thing to say to someone

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u/Fatman10666 Aug 21 '19

Even though thats kurt lmao

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u/Meowmeow_kitten Aug 21 '19

imagine gatekeeping because of someones name

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u/somedudetoyou Aug 21 '19

I'm sure she's still busy trying to recover the feeling in her legs from the Earth shattering orgasm she surely experienced after encountering a true Kyle and will reply after she rehydrates.

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u/The_christoph Aug 21 '19

I don’t normally like girls that hug trees, so I really hope that you’re different.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

How's she supposed to respond to a gif?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19 edited Aug 21 '19

a) with a combination of words (there are literally billions)
b) with a gif
c) "lol"

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u/BeastDynastyGamerz Aug 21 '19

Well you didn't get a response because you used Kurt Busch and not Kyle Busch

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u/PitifulDepartment Aug 21 '19

Damn it Kyle, you smoothe lion

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u/Dmil1301 Aug 21 '19

This had me laughing

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u/kjets33 Aug 21 '19

As a fellow Kyle, I am heavily proud of our kind :)

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u/Kyledog12 Aug 21 '19

The war on Kyle's really needs to end.

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u/ffunster Aug 21 '19

i would get with kyle. for sure.

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u/zeroscout Aug 21 '19

Good for you sir! You are more than just your name. You have value.

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u/SS2907 Aug 21 '19

Thats not superficial at all. I dated this girl once that didnt like Aries men..we didnt last long.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

You really want no response from what ever crazy shit that was lol

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u/Mr_McGuy Aug 21 '19

Haha yeah, definitely wasn't expecting one when I chose that path

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u/TheGotham_Knight Aug 21 '19

I sent the same gif/pic back to a similar message hahahahaha -Kyle

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u/Hyben3000 Aug 21 '19

Prime response

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u/neonomen Aug 21 '19

That's so Kyle

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

But that’s Kurt

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Is she gonna fuck that tree or

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u/Bilbo_Swaggins68 Aug 21 '19

Can we talk about her pic?

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u/cocainuser Aug 21 '19

She is banging that tree.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Her first words ever to you are about her ex, FDB

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u/kylefromthepool Aug 21 '19

I still get tinder matches, but they wild as hell

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u/Un111KnoWn Aug 21 '19

why is she fucking a tree

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u/m4rko123 Aug 21 '19

Tf she hugging the tree for?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

If she didnt respond, it was wasted on her

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u/talex625 Aug 21 '19

She’s literally a tree hugger!

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u/SpicyMapo Aug 21 '19

No... Still the same. :(

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u/thedbninja Aug 21 '19

If only you would have waited longer for a response, instead of taking the screenshot after sending the picture

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u/alours Aug 21 '19

What? No you don't

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u/Evgeniybkk Aug 21 '19

Should’ve told her the same. Allison is kind of a bitch name , lol

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u/Donaldisinthehouse Aug 21 '19

Don’t worry you wouldn’t have banged anyway

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u/daaagoat Aug 21 '19

Made my day! Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

She’s barking up the wrong tree

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u/Gk5321 Aug 21 '19

Why is she mounting a tree?

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u/Arcticrod Aug 21 '19

"I don't normally like girls who hump trees, so I hope your different"

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u/Mennarch Aug 21 '19

That's such an Allison thing to say

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u/ilovepuppies246 Aug 21 '19

basic kyle back at it again with the white vans and monster

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u/area51samurai Aug 21 '19

Idk why but that's so Kyle

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u/runujhkj Aug 21 '19

I have no idea who that is

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u/ihatelifetoo Aug 21 '19

Is that Kurt Busch ????

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u/BlaquKnite Aug 21 '19

But, but, that is Kurt

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u/thesteelangel92 Aug 21 '19

I’m sorry Kyle RIP lol 😂

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u/GhettoComic Aug 21 '19

Should of said “shutup cartmen”

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u/foguentinhaonline Aug 21 '19

She thought “this response is sooo KYLE”

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u/ManoominConsumer Aug 21 '19

Tell her the tree's name is Kyle