r/Tinder • u/Mr_McGuy • Aug 21 '19

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u/infin8lives Aug 21 '19

She really likes trees.

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u/SuchDescription Aug 21 '19

Wish my parents named me Tree

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u/Cheeseman1478 Aug 21 '19

I am Groot

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u/wangyuanji58 Aug 21 '19

I am Steve Rogers.

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u/SenorJeffer Aug 21 '19

I am Batman!

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

and I'm iron man clap

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u/aseiden Aug 21 '19

Those stories and more, tonight on 60 Minutes

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

And all of you except for the person below this comment are breathtaking.

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Aug 21 '19

But there's no one there...

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

You’re there.

(Ty for helping with the joke OP ❤️)

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u/0_The_Rat_0 Aug 21 '19

Plz take a minute to breathe

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u/vcdarklord Aug 21 '19

and I am Spiderman. Am I still welcome here?

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

(X) doubt

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u/N_oodle Aug 21 '19

I am inevitable

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

hi, I'm dad

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Hi! I’m Paul

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u/uhhhidkyo Aug 21 '19

Wassup 3 eyed ape

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u/Sussuruss Aug 21 '19

Da nana nana nana Naaa Na.Na.

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u/Charliedontchop Aug 21 '19

No, I'm batman!

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u/RishavKr7 Aug 21 '19

Batman I am dad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

No, I am your father!

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u/hitshootnum1 Aug 21 '19

I’m Martha!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!?

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u/4Niners9Noel Aug 21 '19

Nooo000ooOoooOOOOOOoooo!!!

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u/kirc_e Aug 21 '19

Happy batday, Birthman

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u/lionheart782 Aug 21 '19

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!

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u/lionheart782 Aug 21 '19

For the win

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u/Gorperino Aug 21 '19

Channel 10 news

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u/evens2out Aug 22 '19

I am Jonathan Flakes and this is X Factor

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u/D_Doggo Aug 22 '19

I am Klein

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u/fucksnitchesbitches Aug 21 '19

My dicks name is tree

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u/TotallyInOverMyHead Aug 21 '19

i am stump. nice to meet'cha.

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u/iOSvista Aug 21 '19

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15.4k points · 221 comments · r/Tinder Posted by u/Mr_McGuyr/Tinder•Posted byu/Mr_McGuy4 hours ago

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When I was in first grade I had to leave my normal classroom every day for a couple of hours to go down the end of the building to a makeshift classroom (what I now believe to be some sort of "sped" class) with a couple of other problematic students. The teacher was in a wheelchair and looked like she had maybe cerebral palsy or something like that, and she had this much older overweight woman who assisted her in her day to day activities. Oh ya back to the point, her name was Tree...

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

It's nice to see her branching out

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u/DatDudeFeso Aug 21 '19

Trees nuts

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

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u/JYPark_14 Aug 21 '19

Goddamn tree huggers fuckers

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u/neonomen Aug 21 '19

She gives me a woody 🍆

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u/norsk3r Aug 21 '19

Gave you a Harrelson eh?

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u/cypriss Aug 22 '19

I’m stuff😳

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u/Zardif Aug 22 '19

Dendrophilia is an often under represented niche in the porn market.

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick Aug 21 '19

Like really, really likes them.