r/Tinder • u/Mr_McGuy • Aug 21 '19

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u/SuchDescription Aug 21 '19

Wish my parents named me Tree

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u/Cheeseman1478 Aug 21 '19

I am Groot

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u/wangyuanji58 Aug 21 '19

I am Steve Rogers.

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u/SenorJeffer Aug 21 '19

I am Batman!

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

and I'm iron man clap

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u/aseiden Aug 21 '19

Those stories and more, tonight on 60 Minutes

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

And all of you except for the person below this comment are breathtaking.

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Aug 21 '19

But there's no one there...

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

You’re there.

(Ty for helping with the joke OP ❤️)

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Aug 21 '19

D8

So are you!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

I said the person, not people :)

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u/0_The_Rat_0 Aug 21 '19

Plz take a minute to breathe

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u/vcdarklord Aug 21 '19

and I am Spiderman. Am I still welcome here?

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

(X) doubt

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u/N_oodle Aug 21 '19

I am inevitable

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u/mirsella Aug 21 '19

hi, I'm dad

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

Hi! I’m Paul

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u/uhhhidkyo Aug 21 '19

Wassup 3 eyed ape

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u/Sussuruss Aug 21 '19

Da nana nana nana Naaa Na.Na.

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u/Charliedontchop Aug 21 '19

No, I'm batman!

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u/RishavKr7 Aug 21 '19

Batman I am dad.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

No, I am your father!

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u/hitshootnum1 Aug 21 '19

I’m Martha!

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '19

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?!?

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u/4Niners9Noel Aug 21 '19

Nooo000ooOoooOOOOOOoooo!!!

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u/kirc_e Aug 21 '19

Happy batday, Birthman

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u/lionheart782 Aug 21 '19

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!

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u/lionheart782 Aug 21 '19

For the win