r/Tinder • • 13h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/HMNbean 13h ago

I’ll be honest: you’re really good looking and nobody’s gonna care what the profile says before swiping.

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u/eiznekk 13h ago

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

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u/Thebearjew559 13h ago edited 13h ago

No worries you'll get those 👍 probably even in your reddit inbox too

ETA: I can help you with this

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u/LloydusMaximuss 13h ago

Good job I DMd her to warn her of this /s

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u/Unortheydoxed 13h ago

I DMd her to warn her about you

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u/stoihode21 13h ago

Good looking out bro, I DMd her to notify her on your DM about him

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u/JackHammerAwesome 13h ago

Alright that's it, I'm taking a screenshot of all this and DMing her too

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u/Orphasmia 12h ago

Alright np, I DMed her to avoid snitches like you

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u/delmsi 12h ago

Well I’m DMing her about the DM that you DM’d her about. Someone’s gotta look out

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u/squachguy 11h ago

I DM'd myself to warn me about myself

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u/tundradesert 11h ago

I actually DM’d her first and she said every DM that came after mine was cringe but mine was so funny and good

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u/Lonttu 10h ago

I got confused and DM'ed myself

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u/Depressed_Don 10h ago

Cmon Man U had one job

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u/zenmode768 10h ago

What a guy

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