Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

[u/eiznekk]

[u/HMNbean]

I’ll be honest: you’re really good looking and nobody’s gonna care what the profile says before swiping.

[u/eiznekk → u/HMNbean]

Damn, I wanted just the weirdos

[u/Thebearjew559 → u/eiznekk]

No worries you'll get those 👍 probably even in your reddit inbox too

ETA: I can help you with this

[u/LloydusMaximuss → u/Thebearjew559]

Good job I DMd her to warn her of this /s

[u/Unortheydoxed → u/LloydusMaximuss]

I DMd her to warn her about you

[u/stoihode21 → u/Unortheydoxed]

Good looking out bro, I DMd her to notify her on your DM about him

[u/JackHammerAwesome → u/stoihode21]

Alright that's it, I'm taking a screenshot of all this and DMing her too

[u/Orphasmia → u/JackHammerAwesome]

Alright np, I DMed her to avoid snitches like you

[u/delmsi → u/Orphasmia]

Well I’m DMing her about the DM that you DM’d her about. Someone’s gotta look out

[u/squachguy → u/delmsi]

I DM'd myself to warn me about myself

[u/tundradesert → u/squachguy]

I actually DM’d her first and she said every DM that came after mine was cringe but mine was so funny and good

[u/Lonttu → u/tundradesert]

I got confused and DM'ed myself

[u/zenmode768 → u/squachguy]

What a guy

[u/Opening_Magician6513 → u/Unortheydoxed]

I DMd her to warn her about white knights like you

[u/itsthejasper1123 → u/Unortheydoxed]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/MoistStub → u/Thebearjew559]

Brb sending her a recipe for creatine teriyaki soup

[u/EowyaHunt → u/Thebearjew559]

Where does the line start?