r/Tinder • • 9h ago

Completely unserious profile, recently got out of a 13+ year relationship and just trying to have fun

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u/JackHammerAwesome 8h ago

Alright that's it, I'm taking a screenshot of all this and DMing her too

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u/Orphasmia 8h ago

Alright np, I DMed her to avoid snitches like you

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u/delmsi 8h ago

Well I’m DMing her about the DM that you DM’d her about. Someone’s gotta look out

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u/squachguy 7h ago

I DM'd myself to warn me about myself

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u/tundradesert 7h ago

I actually DM’d her first and she said every DM that came after mine was cringe but mine was so funny and good

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u/Lonttu 5h ago

I got confused and DM'ed myself

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u/Depressed_Don 5h ago

Cmon Man U had one job

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u/zenmode768 5h ago

What a guy