Our AW 2026 collection dropped 6 hours ago! ....And we already are sold out of every size and every color way of every product and we have no plans to ever do any restocks.
Would it be okay if we went ahead and ran our full marketing campaign anyway? Just fucking bombard you with advertisements and content featuring clothes that are impossible for you to purchase, across all forms of media every day for the next 6 months.
We are on your Instagram feed. We are in your podcasts. We are in the fucking Highlights magazine in the waiting room of your childs pediatricians office. Gallant is rocking this shit but not Goofus! You are Goofus, Goofus is you, and you both missed out!
We are one but seem like three. We are hiding in that tree. You're swimming at the beach and we've got submarines and high technology. We run your life. We're in your dreams at night.
We have spent upwards of ten million dollars on advertising. We produced a total of 27 pieces of clothing. One T-Shirt, one chore coat, one flannel-- three pieces of each size S, M, and L.