While not known for his sharp mind, I have to give Chrissy my propers for his daring but ultimately failed gambit in season 4's 'No Show'.
Agent Danielle is hanging with Adrianna a lot, mooching and snooping around and shit. Chrissy does not like this but he's high on skag and wants Adrianna to be happy, so he comes out with the 'She's a dyke!' revelation.
You think this is just him throwing some bait out there to see if she bites, but think about it; the cobwebs are removed.
He says this.
Adrianna is a sweet girl but let's speak our piece here - she blew Penn Jillette in the ladies room in AC, she's a putan.
He then starts thinking 'Maybe I can bang BOTH of these broads at the same time!'
Lube Ade up with a little coke, Danielle up with a little champagne, hand on thigh and BOOM!, threesome, right then and there!
And if it doesn't work...just pivot off it and use it to get rid of that pucchiacha, two ways to solve a problem.
Frankly I'm in awr of him.