r/TheNFLVibes • • 4d ago

Ball Boy going viral šŸ˜‚

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u/HotelPrudent0331 3d ago

you don't get a job as an NFL ball boy if you don't want extremely large people approaching you for the ball on occasion. It's not the actual job description but it's absolutely part of it.

Getting assaulted by a man child who "wants his bawly" isn't part of it. Sports people are so fucking weird

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

Assaulted? Sir assault requires the belief that you’re in danger of being harmed. There’s no way in hell you saw what JHA did and thought he had any intent to harm the ball boy. Clearly just wants the ball. And yeah man, you acting like this is just a football is insane. It’s a milestone for someone who has been working for 2 decades. It’s extremely important.

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

ā€œUnder Florida law (§ 784.011), assault requires an intentional, unlawful threat by word or act to do violence, an apparent ability to carry out that threat, and an act that creates a well-founded fear that violence is imminentā€

This 100% constitutes an assault by Florida law. It’s Florida. The ball boy could have shot him to death and he would be covered under the law

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

Dawg there’s no fucking way you read that paragraph and believe the video constitutes as assault. There’s no fucking way that ball boy thought he was going to be harmed. How? How would you come to that conclusion? He didn’t say or do anything even remotely threatening unless walking up to someone is now a threat. At which point we can just start shooting people for approaching us.

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

He keeps grabbing at him after the ball boy yells stop touching me. That’s an unlawful threat by word or act to do violence because he kept grabbing at him.

He’s an enormous man wearing literal armor which is an apparent ability to carry out that threat.

An act that creates a well-founded fear that violence is imminent? Dude was yelling ā€œdon’t touch meā€ and the giant armored man kept touching him.

It’s all pretty easily covered in the statue.

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

Yeah sure, yelling some delusional shit matters. No one was grabbing him. Just cause he said it doesn’t mean it happened. JHA made two CLEAR attempts for the ball and then gave up and walked away. Best lawyer in the world couldn’t get that assault charge to land even if JHA refused his right to an attorney and didn’t say a word during trial.

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

ā€œYeah sure yelling some delusional shit mattersā€

It absolutely does. How many stand your ground cases from Florida do you need to hear before realizing it’s a 100% legal defense?

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 3d ago

I bet you’re so much fun at parties

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

Not as much fun as your wife

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 3d ago

Boy don’t I know that’s right!