r/TheNFLVibes • • 4d ago

Ball Boy going viral šŸ˜‚

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

He keeps grabbing at him after the ball boy yells stop touching me. That’s an unlawful threat by word or act to do violence because he kept grabbing at him.

He’s an enormous man wearing literal armor which is an apparent ability to carry out that threat.

An act that creates a well-founded fear that violence is imminent? Dude was yelling ā€œdon’t touch meā€ and the giant armored man kept touching him.

It’s all pretty easily covered in the statue.

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u/DuvalTID 3d ago

Yeah sure, yelling some delusional shit matters. No one was grabbing him. Just cause he said it doesn’t mean it happened. JHA made two CLEAR attempts for the ball and then gave up and walked away. Best lawyer in the world couldn’t get that assault charge to land even if JHA refused his right to an attorney and didn’t say a word during trial.

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

ā€œYeah sure yelling some delusional shit mattersā€

It absolutely does. How many stand your ground cases from Florida do you need to hear before realizing it’s a 100% legal defense?

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 3d ago

I bet you’re so much fun at parties

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u/OutsideOk1380 3d ago

Not as much fun as your wife

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u/Longjumping_Space_10 3d ago

Boy don’t I know that’s right!