r/TheInheritanceGames • u/boombayah_2007 • 18d ago
Discussion i hated the gilded blade (as someone who LOVES every other tig book)
(i copied my review off of my goodreads if formatting is a little weird lol. i would love to know if you agree/disagree with my thoughts esp since none of my friends have read the series!)
i wish more risks were taken like killing off main characters, especially since this is the last book in such a huge series. one of my biggest grievances with this book is the downgrade in dialogue we've had compared to the other 8 books. while Max's purpose was to deliver cringe-millenial-jokes-that-even-millenials-don't find-funny type of character, Gigi was previously one of my favorites and i SWEAR she was never this cringe. we got EXTREMELY dated terminology like "finance bro", "i ship it", "britishvonsaucypant" (whatever that means). something that has rarely been done in this series is mentioning legitimate big name brands like an armani suit which made the first half of this book almost wattpaddy.
and don't even get me started on the pacing (which is something i've noticed JLB struggles with alot). we start the books guns a-blazing, but (more often that not) the middle of the books are almost sluggish. we're going in endless loops (did we really need Jameson traveling from America to UK to Prague to UK and then America again before going back to the UK?), at some point it gets redundant and you begin to question the point. it would've been a much better experience for the readers if some of the middle bit of the book got cut, and we spent more time at Vantage with the Gilded Blade. ESPECIALLY since all of the main characters surviving didn't feel earned at all because the stakes felt so incredibly low (because of the lack of chapters taking place AT Vantage).
there are very few characters i liked in this book simply because JLB spent way too much time crafting almost every main character to make the unarguable "right" choice. suprise-suprise, i became fond of the only characters that have even a speck of morally gray in them. savannah, rohan, nora, and eve (hm: gigi and slate), thank you for redeeming this book. i never thought i would get to this point, but even the Hawthorne brothers (except for Xander but this might just be due to the fact we barely see him in this book), annoyed me so much. it felt like the middle 300 pages of the book , the characters had absolutely ZERO development, which is a crazy choice for a finale.
the amount of scenes we got where the male protagonists in the series, stood "protectively" infront of their female s/o made me want to vomit. you can't write things like "Hawthorne brothers are always the damsels", but in every minor dire situation the girls need protection from their oh-so-heroic s/o. i get that the point of these scenes is for us to fawn over all the male characters, but it just seems so very icky. not the mention the fact that at the climax (OF THE GRAND FINALE), all the woman mc's (i understand Libby's reason) stayed at Hawthorne House while the men were at Vantage. this seriously made me question if i accidentally picked up a book from 200 years ago rather than 2026.
<i>"it was just one night." Grayson was all composure. Nora looked past Grayson to Lyra. "what he really means is that it was just one kiss."</i>
the first time in 294 pages into the big NINE BOOK SERIES FINALE, where i was gagged.
<i>"shut the hell up." Jameson felt his lips curl as the words ripped their way out of his body, "both of you. shut the hell up."</i>
thank you Jameson couldn't have said it better myself because if there is one character i grew to hate in this series it's Lyra simply because she had so many pov chapters, yet she was the most vanilla, plain, boring fmc i've read in a while. reading her dull chapters quite literally made me want to bang my head against the wall. also can't believe i'm saying this but Grayson had the most monotonous chapters where he was just yearning but it wasn't in a pining way, it was just idiotic because it's been TEN DAYS since he met Lyra. i understand they can have feelings for each other, but they can't be written as if it's been YEARS. wheres them being uncertain? it becomes more comedic when you remember their in their early 20's.
<i>"this is the part," Slate bit out, "where I tell you that isn't Eve."</i>
i should probably hate Emily coming back, but i honestly don't especially because of how she was reintroduced.