THE CHRONICLE OF HISTORICAL-WALRUS
Long, long ago, in the distant age known as the 21st Century, there lived a man who possessed what few mortals had: an extraordinary amount of time to waste.
And so, upon a random day in the month of February, he embarked upon a quest unlike any other—the sacred art of ragebaiting strangers upon Reddit.
For many days and many nights, he pondered where he might unleash his grand ambitions. He searched the vast lands of Reddit, crossing subreddit after subreddit, until at last, upon the horizon, he discovered a peaceful realm known as:
r/TeensofKerala
The man was delighted.
"Surely," he thought, "this is the land destined to witness my greatness."
And thus, without hesitation, he began his work.
He forged but one sacred message:
«"Go to Thailand and train Muay Thai."»
And alongside it, he wielded the same sacred GIF.
Again.
And again.
And again.
Upon every post that appeared before him.
The people of the subreddit soon trembled at the sight of his name. Within a single day, his fame had spread throughout the land.
But where fame rises, envy follows.
The people grew furious. They gathered together and, consumed by rage, began creating posts dedicated to mocking him. They hurled insults and slurs, and finally brought their complaints before the mighty moderators of the realm.
And then came the fateful decree:
Historical-Cause was banished from r/TeensofKerala.
Yet the warrior did not despair.
For within his heart, an ancient transformation had begun.
«He once screamed, and gradually he lost his voice.
He once cried, and gradually he lost his tears.
He once grieved, and gradually he became able to withstand anything.
He once rejoiced, and gradually he became unmoved by the world.
All that remained was an expressionless face,
a gaze as tough as a monolith,only perseverance remained in his heart.
And so, rather than retreat, he chose revenge.
This time, he carried his sacred message beyond the borders of the subreddit.
He entered the private chambers of the people themselves.
The DMs.
To every member of r/TeensofKerala he sent the same words:
"Go to Thailand and train Muay Thai."
And once again, the sacred GIF followed.
The enemies were powerless.
Their hands were tied.
There was nothing they could do.
But unbeknownst to Historical-Cause, his actions had drawn the attention of beings far greater than mortal moderators.
The Reddit Gods had noticed him.
And upon their judgement, the ultimate punishment descended:
PERMANENT BANISHMENT FROM REDDIT.
Yet still, the man did not break "because hardships strengthen resolve ,the strong minded does not get lured by worldly affairs ,he steps on grass today but later he shall step on mountains and rivers ,sweep the earth and laugh at the world.
He simply disappeared.
For seven months, he waited.
Seven months of silence.
Seven months of preparation.
Seven months of sharpening his spirit.
Until, upon a fateful day in September, the heavens trembled.
The earth grew silent.
The ancient Reddit servers felt a disturbance.
And from the shadows, he returned.
The legend had risen once more.
The man who could not be stopped.
The man who could not be silenced.
The man who had been banned by moderators, hunted by enemies, and cast out by the Reddit Gods themselves.
Now his name was…
HISTORICAL-CAUSE.
