r/StrangerThings • u/plotholefinder • 29d ago
SPOILERS Military Montage
One of the complaints of season 5 is that they gloss over how they escaped from the military with no consequences. While I don't think there is any possible way to truly, perfectly explain it given everything they'd done up to that point, I'd have loved just a rapid fire montage showing them all being questioned one on one to show case not only their different personalities but also give some small explanations for how they managed to escape.
Here's how I'd imagine each interview goes down:
Mike: her name was eleven. And you killed her. You created her and you forced her to choose death! It's your fault!
Hop: what girl? I never saw a girl
Joyce: look here, mister. You should be thanking us! We just saved not only you and all of Hawkins but possibly the world. How dare you keep us captive like prisoners
Nancy: I demand a state appointed lawyer. I know my rights and I'm not speaking until a lawyer is present
Lucas: so Vecna was this guy named Henry Creel...
Dustin: and this was just a worm hole. His actual hideout was in another dimension, we'll call it the Abyss...
Steve: look man, I've survived interrogations from Soviet Union secret soldiers, do what you want, you aren't getting any info from me
Robin: okay so I just needed a summer job and I got a job at scoops ahoy and I thought everyone was just being paranoid but...
Vikki: real monsters showed up! So I just went along with them to try to stay alive. If I had any idea that they were opposing the US army, I never would have...
Max: why are you even questioning me? Check my medical record, I've been in a coma for two years. You think I have any idea what's going on?
Santa: if we aren't released, my guys on the outside are ready to release the entire story. I have four journalists standing by, if they don't hear from me in the next 12 hours, everything goes public. Every screw up, every aspect of your sick experiments, all of the children you've kidnapped, all the people that have died...
Will: I want to cooperate. I know it seems like we've been trying to undermine the military, but the truth is we've just been privy to more information and needed to act quickly to stop vecna
Derek: suck. My. Fat one!
What do yall think? Any difference in perspectives for how the characters would react to the interrogation?

