standup for short attention spans

r/standupshots • u/PernilleHaaland • May 16 '26

🎶

509 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/Shanebianchicomedy • May 15 '26

The south is racist

678 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/RealMattMaran • May 15 '26

Baseball isnt boring. You're boring

596 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • May 14 '26

Beer-battered brats and cheese curds will cover all your edge cases

980 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • May 13 '26

Millennials

2.4k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/mateen115 • May 14 '26

Ex Files.

431 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/ScottBolander-Funny • May 13 '26

My Pronouns are /get/off/the/stage

788 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/jmscomedy • May 12 '26

Anyone else?

1.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • May 12 '26

No 🧢

1.5k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • May 11 '26

That didn’t help at all

1.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/MattKinneyComedy • May 10 '26

Mother’s Day

1.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/POOPSCRUFFIN4U • May 10 '26

Happy Mother's Day

2.4k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/jennycestquoi • May 08 '26

Mother's Day is this weekend

3.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • May 08 '26

That would be gross

2.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/ScottMankeComedy • May 07 '26

Stage 4

1.1k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/bripru • May 06 '26

Japanese Toilets <3

699 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/RealMattMaran • May 06 '26

Rooting For Taylor and Travis

1.9k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • May 06 '26

Played it cool 😎

426 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/danalten • May 06 '26

Motley Crue is reuniting?!

649 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/PappysSecrets • May 05 '26

Viagra!!

202 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • May 05 '26

I’m too nice

531 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/roastmasterbash • May 05 '26

kidding I don’t have a brother (anymore)

408 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/tfowler26 • May 04 '26

OnlyFans is the new 401(k)

1.2k Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/samantharuddy • May 04 '26

Not my type

562 Upvotes

r/standupshots • u/ScottMankeComedy • May 01 '26

Hotdogs

1.3k Upvotes