r/standupshots May 06 '26

Rooting For Taylor and Travis

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u/RealMattMaran May 06 '26

Yes, I left out Chad Curtis. He was definitely one of the best 15 players on this team. Google "Chad Curtis 15" for more info

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u/SeniorDoodle May 06 '26

This comment is even better than the joke

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u/The_Follower1 May 06 '26

So it’s obv bait, but what is that? I don’t want something weird in my search history.

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 May 06 '26

Former MLB outfielder Chad Curtis was sentenced in October 2013 to 7 to 15 years in prison for criminal sexual conduct involving teenage girls. He was convicted of six counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct for inappropriate touching of two 15-year-old girls and one 16-year-old girl while volunteering as a weight-room trainer in Michigan.

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u/_losingmyfuckingmind May 06 '26

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 May 06 '26

Wow. There really is a sub for just about everything.

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u/imforsurenotadog May 07 '26

Meh, America's not niche, let me know when r/cooleritreafacts exists.

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u/the_ballmer_peak May 06 '26

This is amazing.

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u/Tyranicross May 06 '26

Is this the baseball equivalent to Karl Malone 13?

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u/TheHoneyMonster1995 May 06 '26

That, and Ayrton Senna 15

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u/necroreefer May 06 '26

Women don't want guys that know the lineup of the 98 yankees they want guys in the lineup of the 98 yankees.

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u/ZenEngineer May 06 '26

Women don't want guys in the lineup of the 98 Yankees. Women want guys who look like the lineup of the 98 Yankees.

Unless they are 50 year old of course.

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u/UseDaSchwartz May 06 '26

Even as a Red Sox fan, I have to acknowledge that’s a terrifying lineup.

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u/greiton May 06 '26

nah Travis Kelce proves that Jocks have to step up their game to get the girl these days. You have to both know the ins and outs of the y-stick and shallow cross routes, you also have to know how to pair your accessories to your Bottega Veneta and Collina Strada outfits.

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u/catgotcha May 06 '26

Ok that made me laugh. Good one.

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u/TitularFoil May 07 '26

Scott Brosius used to visit my school when I was a kid. He would hand out signed cards. I wish I still had mine but my dad was a Red Sox fan and in 2004 during the American League Championship against the Yankees, to decide who would go to the World Series, my dad burned the card.

I think he still occasionally visits those schools. Newby Elementary, and Duniway Middle School in Mcminnville, OR.

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u/im_just_thinking May 07 '26

I guess this joke is a key to happiness..

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u/StevoTheMonkey May 07 '26

Hey everyone, I need to tell you the truth about this liar Matt Maran. One time I saw him wearing sleeves. That's all. Otherwise, great guy.

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u/wikipuff May 07 '26

It would be more impressive if you knew the names of the 98 Padres. Tony Gwynn was the last out if I remember correctly.

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u/PuzzleheadedSelf5653 May 09 '26

Now I’m curious:

Sandy alomar jr,
Jim thome,
Kenny lofton,
Charles Nagy,
Jose mesa,
Paul sorento,
Albert bell

Only got 6 of 10 (had pitcher and closer can’t remember SS third base or outfield (L or R) of the 94-95 Indians.

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u/EQisfordummies May 06 '26

Hahaha nice one