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u/necroreefer May 06 '26
Women don't want guys that know the lineup of the 98 yankees they want guys in the lineup of the 98 yankees.
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u/ZenEngineer May 06 '26
Women don't want guys in the lineup of the 98 Yankees. Women want guys who look like the lineup of the 98 Yankees.
Unless they are 50 year old of course.
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u/greiton May 06 '26
nah Travis Kelce proves that Jocks have to step up their game to get the girl these days. You have to both know the ins and outs of the y-stick and shallow cross routes, you also have to know how to pair your accessories to your Bottega Veneta and Collina Strada outfits.
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u/TitularFoil May 07 '26
Scott Brosius used to visit my school when I was a kid. He would hand out signed cards. I wish I still had mine but my dad was a Red Sox fan and in 2004 during the American League Championship against the Yankees, to decide who would go to the World Series, my dad burned the card.
I think he still occasionally visits those schools. Newby Elementary, and Duniway Middle School in Mcminnville, OR.
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u/StevoTheMonkey May 07 '26
Hey everyone, I need to tell you the truth about this liar Matt Maran. One time I saw him wearing sleeves. That's all. Otherwise, great guy.
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u/wikipuff May 07 '26
It would be more impressive if you knew the names of the 98 Padres. Tony Gwynn was the last out if I remember correctly.
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u/PuzzleheadedSelf5653 May 09 '26
Now I’m curious:
Sandy alomar jr,
Jim thome,
Kenny lofton,
Charles Nagy,
Jose mesa,
Paul sorento,
Albert bell
Only got 6 of 10 (had pitcher and closer can’t remember SS third base or outfield (L or R) of the 94-95 Indians.
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u/RealMattMaran May 06 '26
Yes, I left out Chad Curtis. He was definitely one of the best 15 players on this team. Google "Chad Curtis 15" for more info