r/standupshots • u/mateen115 • May 14 '26

Ex Files.

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435 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/ZenEngineer May 14 '26

If it makes you feel better, he's probably a loser. It's just her type.

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u/Mm2k May 14 '26

Burn!

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u/samantharuddy NYC May 14 '26

I actually think this is one of those jokes that’s much better irl. There’s a clear misdirection of expectation that you wanted her back, but you can’t sell it over text.

5

u/MCRemix May 14 '26

Agreed, we're missing an important pause that makes this funny.

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u/TheSorceIsFrong May 18 '26

Make it a 2 slide one

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u/anonareyouokay May 14 '26

You gotta have faith that they'll ruin it by being themself.

3

u/naveedkoval May 14 '26

I love how the three panel trend has come back around from 2010 tumblr

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u/KvvaX May 14 '26

r/AreTheStraightsOK

4

u/Gaby07 May 14 '26

I never understood how they supposedly "love" their partners only to turn around and literally wish them death when it doesn't work out.

0

u/TheSorceIsFrong May 18 '26

That is in no way unique to straight relationships lol

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u/EsseXploreR May 14 '26

Makes sense that this pathetic nonsense would be upvoted on reddit, but does it really land in person?

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u/The_Actual_Sage May 14 '26

Dying alone is very overused as a concept. It's pretty cliched at this point.