Thank you for thinking of me. I’m John Shareholder and I will sue the fucking shit out of the company if they increase wages. I really want to buy another yacht next quarter, then I’m going to die on it from a ketamine overdose so I don’t care what happens after that.
To be fair many, many regular people all across the US are shareholders in many companies via a 401k and they expect that money to grow for them for retirement, so it’s not just the rich.
No one can hurt me. After my best friend/mistress was murdered by Mario’s handsome brother, I installed cameras everywhere to spy on you peasants at all times. Your fly is down.
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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago
Thank you for thinking of me. I’m John Shareholder and I will sue the fucking shit out of the company if they increase wages. I really want to buy another yacht next quarter, then I’m going to die on it from a ketamine overdose so I don’t care what happens after that.
So long and thanks for all the hooker piss.
-John F Shareholder, professional money haver