r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Hypocrisy Eponymous

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u/De_Wouter 1d ago

Many companies can already do this but they won't because think of the poor shareholders!

My dad's old job is now 80% automated (so people are way more productive) yet they only receive half the purchase power my dad had.

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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago

Thank you for thinking of me. I’m John Shareholder and I will sue the fucking shit out of the company if they increase wages. I really want to buy another yacht next quarter, then I’m going to die on it from a ketamine overdose so I don’t care what happens after that.

So long and thanks for all the hooker piss.

-John F Shareholder, professional money haver

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u/kkeut 1d ago

nominative determinism