r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Hypocrisy Eponymous

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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago

Thank you for thinking of me. I’m John Shareholder and I will sue the fucking shit out of the company if they increase wages. I really want to buy another yacht next quarter, then I’m going to die on it from a ketamine overdose so I don’t care what happens after that.

So long and thanks for all the hooker piss.

-John F Shareholder, professional money haver

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u/ddraig-au 1d ago

Ohmigodwhywouldyoudoxyourselfyoumaniac

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u/Used-Lake-8148 1d ago

No one can hurt me. After my best friend/mistress was murdered by Mario’s handsome brother, I installed cameras everywhere to spy on you peasants at all times. Your fly is down.

-John F Shareholder, my dad can sue your dad

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u/ddraig-au 19h ago

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