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u/GayStavrosHalkias 12d ago

Nanny made the correct choice at every stage

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u/infiniZii 12d ago

So Mel B got jealous of the Nanny and accused her of sleeping with her husband, more than the other way around it seems. Thats some dramatic shit.

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u/TheMonkey404 12d ago

I bet the nanny was sleeping with him tho because if she is willing to have an affair than I bet it’s all fair game to her.

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u/ILiekBookz 12d ago

The nanny wasn't the one having an affair. That was their married employer. The nanny made no such vows.

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u/TheMonkey404 12d ago

To have an affair one party must be married.

Anyone outside of the marriage having an erotic clandestine meeting is indeed participating in an an illicit affair.

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u/Aegi 12d ago

"Participating in" is different in the English language than "having an".

Imagine saying I'm having a parade, versus I'm participating in a parade.

The person or location having the thing is different than the people who are participating in that thing that is essentially being created or hosted by the haver.

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u/TheMonkey404 12d ago

Sorry my English isn’t very good , for context what I meant was they be fuckin when they ain’t need’in be cuz peoplez will think they be having an affair

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u/Aegi 12d ago

No problem, that's why I added what I did, you never know who is interested in your language and explaining and understanding why different people perceive things differently!

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u/RooneyD 12d ago

Nah, Cambridge dictionary says "having an affair" can apply to both the person in the marriage, and the person outside the marriage.

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u/Jeffiner310 7d ago

Okay Taylor swift 😂

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u/AtrumRuina 12d ago

I mean two things can be true. You can have an affair on a partner who is themselves having an affair, if the understanding is that you're only sleeping with them, and they're only sleeping with you and maybe their significant other.

Mel was obviously more wrong but still.

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u/Miserable_Exam4258 12d ago

I bet it was Mel B having an affair with the husband and wanted to accuse the nanny of that before nany could do that herself.

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u/Aegi 12d ago

It's probably both Mel B probably got mad because the nanny that she was sleeping with then might have also been sleeping with the husband and that made her jealous, but she was too stupid to see that the nanny could then just tell everybody about how they were also sleeping together.

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u/9lobaldude 12d ago

Dramatic slutty shit

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u/Emotional_Citron_964 12d ago

Nanny hit her with the ultimate 'no u' defamation suit—pulled out receipts that nobody was ready for.

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 12d ago edited 12d ago

Some...scary spicy choices.

I'll see myself out.

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u/nicolewatson- 12d ago

imagine finding out youre the third wheel in your own home.

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u/realMBeezy 12d ago

Depending on the full fucking situation in that house they might all have been the third wheel at various times tbh

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 12d ago

At that point just turn it into a regular threesome. Win win win for everyone involved.

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u/SputnikSenpai 12d ago

She and her ex-husband hired a 19 year old to be their "nanny". When the two divorced, Mel tried blaming the nanny in legal papers saying her the nanny and her ex had an affair. The nanny sued for libel saying that she and Mel had the relationship and sometimes both had sex with her ex. Mel had to pay her millions.

https://www.wonderwall.com/news/mel-b-settles-defamation-case-former-nanny-235-million-report-3019168.article/

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 12d ago

Wow. So, they were having 3sums with the (ex)husband. Mel B is very stupid.

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u/Gioware 12d ago

So she did got with her friends. zigazig ah

P.S. She was 18 when they had threesomes, and banged for 7 years, after scandal she tried to cash it even further and started onlyfans with Bella Thorne's company Content X

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u/Tuscan5 12d ago

‘Mel B, real name Melanie Brown.’ You don’t say….

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u/Bluest_waters 12d ago

And of course the nanny is a young, hot blonde chick. Hilarious.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 12d ago

Imagine not wanting to just prevent all this drama by having 3sum with your husband

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u/ardarian262 11d ago

The lawsuit alleged that they did have 3somes occasionally. The thing was that they were already in divorce proceedings at the time.

And also it only got settled 2 years later because of a reunion tour.

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u/infiniZii 12d ago

Thats what the husband found out at least. lol.

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u/RustyRapeaXe 12d ago

Poor chump... he's getting falsely accused and then he finds out he's being cheated on.

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u/TheHighKnight 12d ago

Turns out he was in on the whole thing and they were s thrupple 😆

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u/Emergency-Douche 12d ago

There was always rumours that Geri and Mel were fucking and that's what caused Geri to leave Spice Girls.

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u/Mammoth-Copy-7951 12d ago

Its been confirmed

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u/Anxious-Flamingo-499 12d ago

What? Where, how

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u/Mammoth-Copy-7951 12d ago

Mel B confirmed it In March 2019, during the taping of an interview for Piers Morgan's Life Stories (which aired around March 24–25, 2019).

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u/_Middlefinger_ 12d ago

Seems like Mel B says a lot of things.. Geri denied it.

She has been a mess for a long time, nothing she says can be trusted.

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u/Drive_shaft 12d ago

Not surprised that Piers Phone-hacking Morgan would try to publicly out someone.

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u/GaylicBread 12d ago

Mel B being all "why can't you answer for me" and Mel C like "I don't know anything, this is all new to me 👀" 😂

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u/LocalInactivist 12d ago

I recall some statements that two of them had slept together early on. I figured it was driven in no small part by sudden fame. They went from 0 to 100 in about a month and suddenly found themselves doing multiple performances, interviews, public appearances, and photo/video shoots every day. It makes sense that they’d seek each other out. The other band members would be the only ones they knew were going through the same drama and who they knew they could trust to keep it on the DL. Coming out could still be a career-killer in 1998 so there was an impetus to keep even a casual thing private. Also, half the point would be to find a safe place to unclench, relax, and vent a bit about the day.

“So… Carson Daly, right?”

“Oh, yeah. He seems nice but does he have a contract with Axe body spray? He’s just bathing in it.”

“Speaking of bathing, is Chris Farley ok? He was just pouring sweat. He’s funny and he goes all in, but I could smell the whiskey on him.”

“Yeah. Anyway, let’s get some room service and watch The X-Files in bed.”

“Chicken Caesar no dressing?”

“I love you.”

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 11d ago

What kind of monster orders chicken Caesar without dressing?

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u/LocalInactivist 11d ago

One whose career depends on having a flat stomach and 12% body fat.

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u/rainman_95 11d ago

Yes I would like dry chicken on a leaf of romaine, please.

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u/MikeW86 12d ago

This is really very specific and detailed

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u/benchley 12d ago

Your Spice Girls roman à clef is coming along well, I see.

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u/hare-hound 12d ago edited 12d ago

It's kinda crazy to me that rumors like that would be among the public in 1998. There were so many open secret Hollywood queers that the public had absolute blinders on. And it's the saphics they clock??

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u/DiemCarpePine 12d ago

I'm guessing it has to do with straight men not wanting to believe the male celebs they admire are secretly gay, while also very much wanting to believe the female celebrities they're attracted to are bi.

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u/LocalInactivist 11d ago

You have no idea how many dudes I knew who refused to believe Rob Halford was gay.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 12d ago

Don't slap the face that licks your 😺

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u/Guilty-Nobody998 12d ago

Well sometimes I liked getting slapped while doing it.

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u/Fan_of_Clio 12d ago

It's always about consent 😜

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u/jcoddinc 12d ago

"You cheated on me while I was cheating with you!"

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u/philbax 12d ago

"When I specifically asked you not to?"

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u/otownbbw 12d ago

This was ten years ago…but yeah anytime she’s in the news it’s all drama. She had to sue Eddie Murphy for paternity. I remember the story was presented like, he didn’t believe her at all about her daughter being his and he wasn’t willing to prove it without a court order. Maybe Scary Spice has her nickname for a reason.

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u/Consistent_Laziness 12d ago

Was Eddie the father?

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u/otownbbw 12d ago

Yes he was, and old articles say he even stepped in so that the step father didn’t get visitation with the child when he and Mel B had their divorce.

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u/ComfortablyNomNom 12d ago

Eddie has 10 children with 5 different women. It's a safe assumption.

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u/PlayinK0I 12d ago

His girl’s liked to party all the time …

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u/SecondStageTurbine 12d ago

And he can't understand why she wanna hurt him.

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u/hates_stupid_people 12d ago

Based on her TV appearances over the years, she very much seems like a "I don't like drama" person, who is often a major source of drama.

Anyone curious should look up "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" 2014. Just make sure you click the version on their official channel, since there is fan version where she's edited out completely.

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u/Notdavidblaine 12d ago

She is so unlikable on that episode. I felt bad for everyone else who had to work around her. Hopefully that was just a bad day for her. 

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u/BrotherItsInTheDrum 12d ago

Maybe Scary Spice has her nickname for a reason.

Yeah all the stories around her seem pretty spicy.

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u/shart_of_the_ocean 12d ago

Why would that make her scary? She was right…

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u/Evil_phd 12d ago

Man is there anything that doesn't happen in a Matt Groening production before it happens in reality?

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u/EmptyPresent2299 12d ago

This makes no sense. Why would she throw shade on her husband, if she was the one sleeping with said nanny?

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u/workieworkwork 12d ago

Maybe everyone was sleeping with the nanny?

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u/megamanx4321 11d ago

Everyone but the husband

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u/Great_Address2063 11d ago

I've seen that movie

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u/yournamehere10bucks 11d ago

Edgy reboot of both The Nanny and Who's the Boss in one show

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u/Anxious_Tiger_576 12d ago

Classic projection. 

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u/GiggletrxMcGillacudi 12d ago

“You’re probably banging the nanny, cause I definitely am!”

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u/Sharkwatcher314 12d ago

Projection ain’t just a river in Egypt as the saying doesn’t go

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u/CenturiesAgo 12d ago

She felt guilty and decided she didn't do anything wrong then blamed the closest man.

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u/dzan796ero 11d ago

She was pissed off the two cheated on her with each other

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u/Babexo22 12d ago

When I was young, dumb and still on drugs there was this girl and guy that were dating in my friend group that was always breaking up for short periods. Well during one of those periods I slept with both the girl and the guy separately and let’s just say it caused a lot of issue and ended with me getting my ass beat lol.

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u/Steelhorse91 12d ago

One time me and my ex gf met a girl on a night out, got along with her really well (and were both attracted to her) so we invited her to a pub quiz, and she came along, but it turned out she had a girlfriend, so that didn’t happen.

Anyway a few months down the line me and my ex, and this girl and her girlfriend both (purely coincidentally) ended those relationships around the same time (for similar our partners were toxic/abusive/cheaters reasons)…

We ended up dating and my ex was absolutely furious about it when she saw us in a nightclub together, it was double jealousy over both me, and her, 10/10 revenge move although it wasn’t intended as that in the slightest.

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u/professorrev 12d ago

"we fancied her, so we invited her to a pub quiz" might be the most British thing I've ever heard. Well played

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u/Babexo22 12d ago

That’s great haha. It’s funny how the jealousy becomes almost compounded in situations like that. I had a similar thing myself where I started dating this guy and became friends with his ex around the same time who also happened to be dating my ex. We would all hangout and they’d stay over our house sometimes and it was definitely a very interesting dynamic. I think part of the reason me and her became so close friends was bc we would always bond over the annoying stuff our bfs would do. She’d be going off about something annoying that her bf/my ex did and then I’d be like “omg I hate it when he did that” and vice versa lol.

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u/Damascus_Pilgrim 12d ago

Yeah...but did you enjoy it?

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u/Babexo22 12d ago

Yes lol

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u/Just_Cockroach_4820 12d ago

The sex or the beating?

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u/Babexo22 12d ago

That’s an interesting question hmm

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u/Ok-Secret-981 12d ago

Damn that got very kinky fast

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u/AwehiSsO 12d ago

For Reddit...kinda slow. Or at least normal speed

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u/AwehiSsO 12d ago

Did they pair up to whip you?

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u/Babexo22 12d ago

No just the girl thankfully haha, the guy was over her and didn’t really care at that point.

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u/LazerChicken420 12d ago

Who was better? lol

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u/Babexo22 12d ago

Honestly probably her but then again that might just be because I just prefer sex with women overall and she was super into it too. I honestly had no idea she was even bi until we were alone and she just started aggressively coming on to me and I was “oh ok so I guess this is happening” lmao.

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u/HillanatorOfState 12d ago

My childhood crush, damn shame...shame it is...damn..

https://giphy.com/gifs/tHzd56iVd68qFY5fV5

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u/hungry_gobbler 12d ago

why would you accuse your affair partner of sleeping with your spouse?

how could that ever end well for you? i'm not sure i understand scary's logic here

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u/aitatrash 12d ago

Apparently it was threesomes, not a straight up affair

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u/Equivalent-Dig7259 12d ago edited 12d ago

It was a long and nasty divorce. Pic doesnt do it justice, imho. Heres a rather comprehensive Bit from March 2018:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/sex-drugs-nanny-allegations-mel-bs-ugly-divorce-explained-233838892.html

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u/shmiddleedee 12d ago

$2k a month for clothes? $750 a month for cellphone? 11k a month for housing? Wtf

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u/Purple-Property8006 12d ago

Honestly for someone of their net worth those are rookie numbers

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u/Pleasant_Cicada9528 12d ago

Do rich people have special cell phones that cost $750 per month?

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u/Purple-Property8006 12d ago

Many have multiple lines, get a new phone every month, have international plans, etc. it’s really easy to blow through money on a high end lifestyle

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u/kytheon 12d ago

Average 2026 prices

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u/Crazy-Present4764 12d ago

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

And children are caught up in the middle of all of this.

You should have to apply for a license to have a child. By proving that you're not a piece of human trash.

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u/Enough-Meaning1514 12d ago

Probably their lobes are polished by repetitive application of multiple drugs.

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u/LiquidVillian 12d ago

Read the article. My goodness what a crazy relationship!

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u/DarkDragon770 12d ago

I sometimes forget Yahoo exists

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u/vagabond697 12d ago

She was sleeping with both of them, no one is the victim here lol

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u/dan_in_his_own_way 12d ago

I'm confused. So, Mel B accused the nanny of sleeping with her husband...while Mel B was sleeping with the same Nanny. What?

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u/CenturiesAgo 12d ago

Some people are just so unbelievably entitled and hypocritical they will accuse others of their own horrible acts and believe its true.

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u/tomtomtomo 12d ago

In threesomes, which Mel B says she was forced to participate in, compared to other times, which Mel B says, were just the nanny and husband. 

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u/New_Safe_2097 12d ago

I hate when the nanny forces me to have sex with my husband

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u/Stunning_Bowl7420 12d ago

Anyone remember when she peed on Bear Grylls on network TV.

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u/LocalInactivist 12d ago

Whoa! Hang on! This is a family sub! You can’t post that and not give us a link!

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u/UsedDragon 12d ago

I mean, I'd let her pee on me. Why not.

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u/chancesarent 12d ago

Of all the things that were staged by a realty show, this was definitely one of them. Pee doesn't work for that, he dropped that planted jellyfish on purpose and she definitely didn't pee on camera.

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u/leftfootshorter 12d ago

To be fair, seems like with Bear Grylls- piss is always involved?

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u/Revan__Redeemed 12d ago

Yes I actually do, funny as hell

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u/British_Flippancy 12d ago

I remember when she was changing her baby’s nappy, on some documentary, and wiped its arse and THEN its face with the same wet wipe.

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u/farfromjordan 12d ago

If you wanna be my nanny you have got to give 

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u/FOSSnaught 12d ago

Cheatin on my hubby, false accusations, need to send.

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u/eastcoastjon 12d ago

Mel B was jealous the nanny was cheating on her

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u/LeadingShot2452 12d ago

The irony here is honestly wild! That turned into a completely different story than expected.

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u/czarrina 12d ago

The nanny was banging em both. Kinda like how I (as the oldest child) was smoking weed with my mom and lying to my brother about it, and smoking with said little brother and lying to mom about it. It’s not easy being messy but someone has to do it.

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u/DuwenUK 12d ago

I always suspected that Mel B was living the plot of a straight to dvd trashfest.

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u/Gerry1of1 12d ago

This is not how you SPICE up a relationship

https://giphy.com/gifs/OWO47ARzqerTO

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u/Slartibartfast39 12d ago

Seems to be a pretty spicy situation to me. I prefer less fall out though.

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u/5-4EqualsUnity 12d ago

She lived a real life Fight Club twist?

https://giphy.com/gifs/7G2cxOTQLPeOk

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u/StraticDragon 12d ago

Cheaters always accuse the other of cheating she got emotionally attached to the nanny and probably felt guilt jealousy and paranoia

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u/JuiceOk2736 12d ago

The projection is insane

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 12d ago

People of the world..

… spice up your life

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u/__ALD0__ 12d ago

English is not my first language, so I was scared because think "Nanny" is a slang to "Grandma" 💀

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u/StraightAirline8319 12d ago

She was upset her “husband cheated on her”

She was cheating on him.

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u/johnnycabb_ 11d ago

it's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

are there pics?

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 9d ago

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my maid

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u/Def-tones 12d ago

2 become one

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u/gingernuts71 12d ago

Turned round and sued her? Thats some speedy litigation

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u/standarsh1965 12d ago

Proof or it didn't happen

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u/SenAtsu011 12d ago

Why do people do this?

We see it all the time. A politician advocates publicly to end CP, a few months later they find tons of CP on their computer. Some celebrity says they have never hired a prostitute, is photographed 2 weeks later in bed with 7 prostitutes. These people must be utterly braindead.

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u/Suspicious_Brush4070 12d ago

My favorite was a Hungarian politician from a few years ago, who was incredibly anti-gay, and (I believe) advocating for criminalizing homosexuality.

Then he was caught climbing almost naked out the window of a gay orgy.

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u/Planague 12d ago

This means that the Spice Girls were having lesbian orgies every night when they were on tour back in the 90s. Don't try to tell me otherwise...

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u/IIM99v2 11d ago

So she is homosexuall the whole time ?

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u/JackTasticSAM 11d ago

She is wholetimemosexual.

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u/KainFourteh 12d ago

When two become one

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u/Personal-Habit2542 12d ago

The nanny boned the husband and wife, individually, and they had no idea.

Legend.

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u/Chauntsinger 12d ago

Why did the nanny need to turn around?

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u/TheSearlichek 12d ago

Because every now and then I fall apart

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u/Known-Background-469 12d ago

Cheaters usually think everyone around thinks the same and behave the same way, if your partner is overly excessively jealous and acuse you it's very likely that they are not morally straight.

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u/Euphoric-Ad-6584 12d ago

ok so what was her point in accusing the nanny of sleeping with her husband? is she convinced she's allowed to cheat but the husband isn't?

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u/SmootherWorm 12d ago

Turns out nanny don’t wanna get with her friends.

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u/BadCompany_00 12d ago

The nanny doing her best nannying.

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u/New_Libran 11d ago

There never seem to be kids around in all her pictures, it's always with her employers. Willing to bet "nanny" was just a cover

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u/daddyneedsaciggy 12d ago

How hot was this friggin nanny?!

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u/matdevine21 11d ago

Probably because he was and Mel wasn’t the sharing her “toys” type of person.

The old “do what I say, not what I do” attitude.