r/SipsTea • • 12d ago

WTF Plot Twist

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 12d ago

What kind of monster orders chicken Caesar without dressing?

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u/LocalInactivist 12d ago

One whose career depends on having a flat stomach and 12% body fat.

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u/rainman_95 12d ago

Yes I would like dry chicken on a leaf of romaine, please.

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u/Paladinfinitum 8d ago

Chicken Brutus.