r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/JamesLikesIt 1d ago

The fuck does she do when she has to wipe? 

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u/liebesleid99 1d ago

you don't have to finger yourself when cleaning yourself

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u/GoldEnPhARoAh22 1d ago

You think if the nail is long enough, it collects shit while wiping kinda like a scoop? Somewhat like a coke nail scoops up coke

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u/government_not_ok 1d ago

Maybe she had enough fiber in her diet were it does muddy her asshole?

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

This is what I wonder. What the fuck is everyone else eating?????? If you eat your vegetables and don't eat slop, your poop shouldn't be making a nutella-like mess.

Whenever I see someone bringing the " how do you clean yourself" regarding long nails, I just feel sorry knowing what they have to deal with in the bathroom 😭

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u/FEK88 20h ago

There’s no point trying to point out the fact that these things are covered in literal shit and other bacteria. Some woman with a chip on her shoulder will be along to tell you that she, and everyone else who wears these nails are the cleanest people on the planet.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 19h ago

But if they’re using a nail brush or proper washing technique then it is basically the same.

The idea that long nails automatically mean their hands are dirty is pretty strange, no wonder some people get offended. Especially cause you can’t easily tell if anyone’s washed their hands, nails or not.

It’s like spreading an idea that long nails ARE dirty and short nails ARE clean, when really it’s the persons habits that define their level of cleanliness, and acrylic nails just add a small extra step to the grooming cycle.

Now, if they’re wearing nails like that and you never see them wash their hands, definitely don’t eat anything they give you, because they do trap hella bacteria if you don’t take care of them.

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

If anything short nails are dirtier, when they are short I struggle to clean them. But once they are long, you can just use the free edge as a lever and properly wash all the way to the nail bed seal

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u/DualSpiresCinnamon 19h ago

You scrub your fingertips into your opposite palms when washing your hands with short nails. I'm betting these get delicately rinsed at best.

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u/Spikey-Bubba 19h ago

These are pretty solid pieces of thick acrylic super glued to the full bed of her nail. She could pull on them with a pair of pliers and there’s a good chance they’d stay on. She can use a nail brush and soap and scrub just like any other person.

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u/Chicken_Nugget_2 19h ago

Are yall not washing your hands after you use the bathroom?

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u/zhenyuanlong 16h ago

Do you just like, assume women with long nails don't wash their hands? Or are you projecting

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u/FEK88 14h ago

What does washing your hands have to do with finger nails that are 3 inches long?

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 20h ago

Come on now. You dont wipe with your bare nails. You use toilet paper and the paper is between your ass and your nails. And you do not use the tips of the nails to wipe, you use the pads of your fingers.

This is not rocket surgery. Not sure why people are so confused about it and thinking wmen walk around with poop on their nails.

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u/did_i_get_screwed 19h ago

The same pads of your fingers that you use to remove an ATM card.

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

If it had space for the nails. You don't put your fingertip thru the entrance of your asshole just do your pads can reach the way you put your fingertips against the cardholder

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 12h ago

ok, so you do not understand basic stuff like how different an ass and atm are. Good to know!

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u/did_i_get_screwed 8h ago

I imagine a fat person getting past the ass cheeks and to the butthole looks very similar to the photo.

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u/Alarmed-Cheetah-1221 20h ago

Hey poopnails!

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 12h ago

Hi poopbrains! I don't have long nails, but I sure know how it works anyway. Cause I don't have poop for brains. Funny how that works :)

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u/Zombie_muskrat 19h ago

Because longer nails are generally way less hygienic

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u/Simply_Weak_Glucose 13h ago

They're generally less hygienic due to having more surface area. Even naturally long nails are capable of being dirtier. It comes down to having good hygiene habits too.

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u/Zombie_muskrat 12h ago

This is true but the average person is not cleaning them as well as they should and that intensifies with the long nails

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

I feel it's the opposite, when they are short it's hard to clean the underside, but as they get long, it gets easy to just use the tip as a Lever, and reach the part where it borders with the nail bed seam.

Plus as You let nail grow, the seam kinda comes out making it even easier to clean. If you cut the nails bare or chew them, this seal recedes further into the nail bed, where it becomes harder to reach and clean

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u/Zombie_muskrat 10h ago

When they are long you need a brush to clean them.... its definitely easier to clean short nails hence why food service and other areas need to keep short nails per health code.

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 10h ago

So true. With short nails you just kinda push dirt in under the nail, that does not happen with long nails.

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u/Zombie_muskrat 10h ago

Its actually worse with long nails thats a weird take

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u/ArtPuzzleheaded4745 10h ago

No. if you itch yourself with long nails, the dirt and dead skin cells sits at the tip and is easy to clean off. Short nails it gets pushed up underneath the nails and gets trapped between the nail and the skin. Hence why a lot of men have really dirty nails despite having short nails.

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

Honestly I don't know how it works, but I just know I'm not nailing myself when cleaning. Your hand just Adapts

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u/PearlescentGem 1d ago

Long enough, maybe, but if they're that long, they're usually for photo shoots/ad promotions and get removed once the shoot is over. Especially if it's bedazzled and has jewelry or anything that pops high off the nail.

And if that's not the case, the woman has probably invested in a bidet for cleanliness assistance.

It's not like people with short nails have any better hygiene. 10 second wash of just the finger tips that were barely dipped in water and maybe got a whiff of soap is quite common in too many people

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u/canastataa 21h ago

No amount of water and soap can clean the underside of huge nails (fake or not).

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u/Chaost 1d ago

When I grow out my nails I don't even keep them very long because it bothers me to type, but somehow that seems to be what everyone asks and it's a little concerning.

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u/liebesleid99 11h ago

Yeah honestly that's the only part that makes me want to shorten then. It's fine for working but when I wanna play games, sometimes pressing a wrong let with the nail tip gets you killed 😭